Note: This is not the graphic you're looking for, I had to cut it. Click HERE to see the entire thing in full-res.
This is the story of Star Wars: A New Hope told in little icons as created by digital designer Wayne Dorrington. I tried "reading" it, but came up with a story that doesn't even loosely resemble what I remember watching.
1. Woman plus floppy of nudie pics pee on trashcan droid plus twinky droid vacation on moon with two suns. Grim Reaper: nudie pics? Woman: no nudey pics. Reaper: DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200!
2. Trascan droid and twinky droid plus man = threesome. Trashcan droid: let's add a lady. Man: Ladies? I don't do ladies. Trascan droid (to himself): lady = man. Must find lady with penis.
Actually, that is kind of what I remember. You kinkier than a wampa sexin' a snowman, George!
Wayne Dorrington's Website
Star Wars Now In Iconoscope Vision [nerdbastards]
Thanks to Brittany, who won't draw robots because she knows they scare me. Don't think it goes unnoticed!
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This is some Star Wars fan's Yoda tattoo with glowing lightsaber inked by tattoo artist Kenneth Bryan of Intimate Body Art Studios. Clearly the studio doesn't ONLY perform intimate body art, because this tattoo is giving me zero boners. Now a tattoo of a boob on a buttcheek -... / Continue →
Some people go all out with crazy Christmas decorations. Some go all out for Halloween. And then there's this crazy person who made a bunch of Star Wars character scarecrows and put them on display in their front yard, hopefully year round. And even if they don't leave them ... / Continue →