Feb 28 2011Oh Hai Captains: Kirk And Spock Bathrobes

Well Star Wars Jedi bathrobes already exist, so it was only a matter of time before somebody made Star Trek bathrobes. Available in doodoo-yellow 'Kirk' and baby blue 'Spock' models, each robe will set you back $50. Unless you accidentally let your morning wood hang out the front when you go to grab the paper and all the kids waiting for the school bus see you, in which case it'll cost whatever an indecent exposure ticket goes for (my last was $1,000 plus 90 days in the clink).
Hit the jump for a couple more shots including some close-ups in case you were wondering about the embroidery quality of a $50 robe.



ThinkGeek Product Site
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Kirk and Spock Bathrobes [uberreview]
Thanks to Kevin, but not the one from Wonder Years which is a shame because I would shit my pants if I found out he read Geekologie. This Kevin just gets a little tinkle.

Reader Comments
1. 1st - February 28, 2011 1:38 PM
first?
2. ciao - I'm firing mah lazah! - February 28, 2011 1:38 PM
Thankfully they're not snuggies.
3. 1st - February 28, 2011 1:39 PM
haha first attempt at being first is a fail.
4. Owned like an owl - February 28, 2011 1:45 PM
4rd!
5. CptKrudge - February 28, 2011 1:49 PM
hey GW, why have you not added a Facebook button to the site? Maybe even a like? Might be able to get some more metrics and make it easier to share your fantastic posts.
6. facebooklol - February 28, 2011 2:02 PM
lol, facebook? What's that?
7. ciao - February 28, 2011 2:10 PM
@6 Necronomicon
8. Alice - February 28, 2011 2:41 PM
you can get anything you want at my restaurant
9. gay - February 28, 2011 3:20 PM
So basically... 10 dollar robe with a 40 dollar insignia patch and gay sleeves.
Stop bumping wares GW, FFS.
10. Da Bearon - February 28, 2011 4:53 PM
What, no red Scotty robe in 3XL?
Not to mention, we really need a McCoy in baby-blue satin!
11. atheistgirl - February 28, 2011 5:58 PM
These must be for men.
It being Star Trek, the womens version would be so short as to barely cover the arse.
http://www.fiddlingaround.co.uk/Resources/mark%20wood.jpg
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15. David McLoughlin - March 3, 2011 12:01 AM
Would go well with the "Shirtless Kirk " Cologne I got for Christmas