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NOT What Zordon Would Do: The Green Ranger Punched Some Dude's Teeth Out

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For those of you that don't keep up with ex-Power Rangers, Tommy the Green Ranger (aka nobody's favorite, aka Jason David Frank) is a mixed-martial arts fighter now because, shit, you've gotta do something tough after rockin' wiener-huggin' spandex on a children's show for so long. Well apparently he suffered a bit of Green Ranger rage after a fight last night and got all punchy on some dude's teeth. Why didn't you just call Dragonzord?!

So last night at Legacy fights in Houston, Jason David Frank, the former green power ranger, and owner of 'jesus didnt tap' knocked out a legacy promotions employees teeth. Apparently the guy was collecting the gloves and thought frank was not going to give them back. i wasnt there at the time, but was told by a guy back stage that the guy told him "jesus didnt steal gloves' and Frank got p'ed off. Frank claims the guy touched him first, and it was self defence, from what I'm told the guy didnt hit him, Frank claimed he pushed him I was told. Basically the kid was skinny and probably 60+ lbs less, and told [f]rank he wasnt going to fight him. Frank then burned off out of the place,a nd the kid went off with missing teeth. kinda ironic he's managed by suckpunch entertainment.

Ha. This story is so full of sadness I don't even know where to begin. So I'll just cut through the crap and get to the question that's on everbody's mind: did you ever bang the Pink Ranger? No? How about Zordon? Wink if he has holographic balls.

Report: Power Ranger strikes event staffer after fight [mixedmartialarts]

Thanks to Cobee, who agrees Power Rangers Dino Thunder was a little too steamy to be considered a children's show. God, tell me about it! (I own them all on VHS)

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  • disqus_JKIRmUYPNs

    The green ranger was my favorite... : (

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