Feb 15 2011Luke, I Am Your Beer Wench: The Definitive Star Wars Animated Gif

This is an animated gif of Leia handing a beer up to Luke after a long flight in his X-wing. I say after because I don't care how much Force you can harness, your ass is gonna crash into an asteroid if you drink too many before getting behind the wheel stick. Isn't that right, Admiral Ackbar? "IT'S A TRAP!" Dammit, no, not everything has to be a trap, man. Now -- how do I find out my bank account info, this Nigerian prince really needs my help. "IT'S A --" Not another word you fish-faced f***!!
Is This the Best Star Wars GIF Ever? [unrealitymag]
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Reader Comments
1. cpt obvious - February 15, 2011 5:15 PM
first!
2. Tennist0 - February 15, 2011 5:17 PM
first is a trap, and cpt obvious just got fooled.
3. mcyclone - February 15, 2011 5:18 PM
so much win
4. Zach - February 15, 2011 5:20 PM
So this is like behind the scenes?
5. jess - February 15, 2011 5:24 PM
@4, no, it's from the new ultra 3d edition
6. Jacob - February 15, 2011 5:26 PM
@4 its from teh camera still running after wrapping a shot to celebrate
7. King - February 15, 2011 5:34 PM
Even if you only started using the internet yesterday you should have already seen this gif. In the 3 years I've been visiting this blog I've resisted saying this, but I can no longer:
OLD OOOOLD OLD OLD!!!!!!!!! Did I mention how OLD this is?!
8. Ad - February 15, 2011 5:34 PM
Awesome :-)
Now I want to see a gif of him throwing the empty into R2.
9. Nando - February 15, 2011 5:48 PM
Use the burp luke!
10. Orion - February 15, 2011 6:00 PM
this is clearly footage of underage drinking in the 70's. lol
11. lebowski - February 15, 2011 6:35 PM
the beer running down her arm is hot..I just Geek Goo'd a little..
12. Brett - February 15, 2011 6:39 PM
@7 - I haven't seen this yet. The internet isn't just for you people who have seen everything already.
13. Rude - February 15, 2011 6:48 PM
...
Alright, so which beer is now the official X-Wing sponsor?
14. Lando Calrissian - February 15, 2011 7:28 PM
Colt 45: The galaxy's finest malt beverage.
15. so like... - February 15, 2011 7:42 PM
So what was she handing him in the original Star Wars?
16. MonkeyManny - February 15, 2011 9:00 PM
@15 It's real. It's from a behind the scenes section.
17. hsrtr - February 15, 2011 9:03 PM
I love this, I love my boy friend. He is a nice guy. i met him via
~~~B lack Wh ite F li rts. C'' 0- M~~~~
'' Joi n for Fre e'' The most successful interra cial da t ing c lub. If you are still waiting for your sweet "milk" or "chocolate", don't hesitate to check it !! Don't let your babies wait too long for you !!
18. Mae - February 15, 2011 9:35 PM
This has introduced me to new degrees of awesomeness....Thank You!
19. dirtdan - February 16, 2011 1:05 AM
this is pretty cool. What the heck kind of beer is that though? damn. beer looked so much different back then. looks like a pint.
20. Rancid - February 16, 2011 7:58 AM
Fisher is so adorable - but she's like, 17 here, isn't she? Yeeesh.
Her chain bikini in "Jedi" almost made up for the fucking Ewoks. Almost.
21. King - February 16, 2011 9:44 AM
@12 - It's not? Since when?!
22. Rick - February 16, 2011 10:52 AM
@19... It's probably a British beer... lots of crew were British and much filming was done at Elstree studios near London.
@17... I am intrigued and would like to subscribe to your newsletter....
23. Nards - Wait for it...Wait for it.... - February 16, 2011 12:32 PM
Ok first off I would like to say I am the biggest Star Wars fan on planet Earth.
I want to say that General Ackbar is the coolest character by far.
24. MelaPelas - February 17, 2011 10:58 AM
@7 - Yes, this image is old as the episode IV, so? whats your point? epic troll !!!
25. AoS - February 17, 2011 11:53 AM
Beer might be Faxe, the cans look similar.
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