TINY FEET ARE TOO TINY.
Note: Full-res version HERE because you're a pervert.
This is a picture by artist Dimitris Samaras of Jessica Rabbit performing her lounge act while cosplaying as Princess Leia circa The Skirmish on Carkoon in 4 ABY (I'm not a dork you're a dork). As you can see, her feet are so small she can't even stand anymore and her titties look like two ripe cantaloupes. Me being more of a honeydew man aside, I'm not sure she could digest a corndog without it getting lodged above her waistline. Cheeseburgers: you should really drink some.
Dimitris' DeviantART Page
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Thanks to Charlie, who actually went to see her lounge act but got kicked out by security for bringing an air horn.
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