It's Never Too Early To Be Thinking Halloween: This Year's Sure-To-Be Hottest Costumes

Bro you look waaaaaay too happy to be f***ing a tauntuan in front of Leonardo.
Sure Halloween is still 8-months away, but you know what? It's never too early to start planning. You know, or looking at sexy Halloween costumes online and talking about what kinda skank would ever wear such a thing. I WOULD, THAT'S WHO. Anyway, I created a gallery of the latest geeky costumes from Costume Craze after the jump, in this order: sexy Ninja Turtles, sexy Thor characters (and kid's Thor), TRON characters, Star Trek, then three Ame-Comi costumes (manga styled DC Comics characters), three superheroine corsets, some Green Lantern stuff, then Star Wars. "WELL GW -- WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT BEING?!" The same thing I am every year: wasted and puking candy rainbows before 6. What? I'M A TRADITIONALIST!
Hit the jump and start getting excited. Halloween's half-birthday's is just a couple months away!















Thanks to Matthew, who works for Costume Craze AND BETTER START MANUFACTURING A LINE OF SESSY DINO COSTUMES LIKE I'VE BEEN SUGGESTING.
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This is a series of Photoshopped images from Rabbbittooth (not to be confused with Rabittoot, which are usually accompanied by a couple pellets) that superimposes a Star Trek character's face over an old timey body. That's pretty much it. There are some Star Wars ones after t... / Continue →
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Wrapping up my hard-hitting exposé on "there is a sexy version of every costume" comes this Chewbacca getup from sessywear purveyor Yandy. YOW YOW YANDY, YOW YOW! Sci-Fi Furry Costume Sku: YE300 Explore the universe while staying warm with this five-piece sexy costume tha... / Continue →
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I've never seen any Eye of Sauron cosplay before, and now I can see why: that shit's not easy to pull off. Thankfully, Captain Flameface here was up to the challenge. Not gonna lie, I thought he was the Cowardly Lion at first. Also, Saruman looks like she's ten, tops. UPDAT... / Continue →

