How Long It Takes To Guess Your Password

This is a lil chart showing the time it takes a hacker's computer to guess your password by random execution. Basically, if you have a six-letter password in all lower case by the time you read Geekologie and go back to watching Youtube videos I'll already be in your email sending everybody a message that you're pregnant with an alien's baby in the butt. Damn, I just wish I could be there when your parents open it. "I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU ALL THAT STAR TRAX WAS MAKING HIM A PERVERT!"

The Problem with Passwords [neatorama]

Thanks to Martin, who suggested I change my password from 'dinolover' to something a little harder to guess. HA -- like that was even my password. *changes password to 'DinoLova69'*

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