Feb 10 2011Guy's Star Wars Valentine From Girlfriend
STOLEN IDEA WAS STOLEN.
Note: Giant version HERE in case you really need a giant version for some reason (weirdo).
Now I know what you're thinking, "Damn, why can't I have a girlfriend like that?" And the answer, my friend, is the whole package. You don't have it. You don't even have a package that looks like the USPS deliberately smashed has packing peanuts falling out a hole in the bottom. You hear me? YOU'RE A FLAT-RATE ENVELOPE AND ALL THE LADIES KNOW IT!
I decided to surprise my boyfriend with his Valentine's present early
Thanks to CRIME, who you should never take to dinner BECAUSE HE DOESN'T PAY. *Zing!*
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Reader Comments
1. Asperflux - February 10, 2011 10:43 AM
Long last the robots!
That's a cool idea, sweet girl to bring some fun to Valentines Day.
2. Closet Nerd - February 10, 2011 10:50 AM
I'm gonna give my wife a nice "Cock meat sandwich" for Valentine's Day
..... just sayin
3. Chuck - February 10, 2011 10:58 AM
great way to raise the baR and make us all look like losers lady
4. corey - February 10, 2011 11:03 AM
giant version is giant.
5. lolWoah - February 10, 2011 11:06 AM
Color me jealous
6. Annon - February 10, 2011 11:07 AM
Before you get you hopes up. This could be her - http://nerdbastards.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/star_wars_cosplay_fail_9.jpg ... Just sayin.
7. Sub-Zero - February 10, 2011 11:08 AM
@2 y dont u just have sex with her?
8. Dinosaur Rex - February 10, 2011 11:17 AM
Why people likes to publish this stuff, my girlfriend also accepts my nerdiness and gives me nerd stuff, but I'm not publishing everywhere.
I ain't jelly BTW
9. gay - February 10, 2011 11:22 AM
It's so obvious that GW is a lonely gaywad. Can't see why else he would find the need for these 'Dawww' posts all the time.
Get girlfriends you fucking nerds.
10. zanz - February 10, 2011 11:23 AM
... not matching.
still awesome though even if she can't process basic thoughts
11. WillC - February 10, 2011 11:37 AM
See... I read this note and laugh cause obviously his "weapon" isn't big enough :-)
Me, I'd put on the lightsaber and come walking in the door swinging the lightsaber I was born with :-P
12. WillC - February 10, 2011 11:38 AM
@11 You're fail! You said lightsaber twice. God, what a n00b... :-) You obviously meant robe.
13. Closet Nerd - February 10, 2011 11:41 AM
@7 That's for desert.... just sayin
14. Shelbon - February 10, 2011 12:03 PM
@6 Where did you get a picture of closet nerd's wife?
15. Closet Nerd - February 10, 2011 12:04 PM
@6 HAHAHAHAHA, nice
(my wife is actually Egyptian though).... just sayin
16. Sboy - February 10, 2011 12:14 PM
@6 My thoughts exactly, haha~
@9 GW has a gf, and he posted pictures of himself and his gf, he looks decent and same with his girl.
Still, it's a cute msg.
17. Vladplaya - February 10, 2011 12:16 PM
You guys realize that even a single virgin dude can set that up, take picture and post it somewhere right?
I would have to see the chick somewhere in there before I believe its actually real and not written by some lonely dork who wants attention...
18. gayaaayo - February 10, 2011 12:26 PM
Still desperate for stories GW???
what the FVCK, your posts are getting dumber
19. Jacqueline Hyde - February 10, 2011 12:35 PM
I'm totally that girlfriend. I just need a boyfriend.
20. RayCharles - February 10, 2011 1:02 PM
@19, nice try. No one cares.
And this type of thing is every other post on reddit. One girl came up with it, and now every girl wants to get internet nerds rock hard for them. This isn't cool or original or sexy. It's just sad.
21. llama4114 - February 10, 2011 1:02 PM
some girls have all the luck
22. McFeely Smackup - February 10, 2011 1:34 PM
@20
Nope. Every internet nerd with no girlfriend is just buying two of everything, writing himself notes, then posting a picture to the WOW messageboards about how cool his "girlfriend" is. But if you ask him, you haven't met her because she lives in canada.
23. Rick - February 10, 2011 1:53 PM
@17... I was gonna post the same thing.
24. MelaPelas - February 10, 2011 2:10 PM
Until I don't watch a real pic from the letter writer, I will not believe that a girl wrote that, I mean, where it says that is a "she"? actually, they can be a gay couple and they will play "sword fights" without using the lightsabers...
25. Roman - February 10, 2011 2:11 PM
:( what happened to Geekologie; the feel good blog??
26. poop - February 10, 2011 2:29 PM
STOLEN IDEA WAS ON REDDIT LIKE A WEEK AGO
27. soooooo - February 10, 2011 3:15 PM
Ohmygawd, someone gave their significant other a gift and STOLE the idea from the internet. This has NEVER happened before; we must think of something negative to say!
@1- agree.
28. gw's girlfriend - February 10, 2011 3:51 PM
@16, what do you mean "decent"?
i'm a fuckin stone cold fox and you know it!
29. true - February 10, 2011 4:33 PM
@20-
He speaks the truth.
Nothing but a desperate attempt to woo nerds.
30. criss - February 10, 2011 4:35 PM
wait, if her robe and weapon is there, whats she gonna fight with?
31. RayCharles - February 10, 2011 4:54 PM
@29
Same thing with the girls who just happen to like cars, video games, Star Wars, Star Trek, robots, dinosaurs, sex, "nothing girly" and other girls. They just look like they're trying too hard.
@30
...that's actually a really good point.
32. Phil - February 10, 2011 6:07 PM
While this is neither original nor even real, probably, why is it so hard to believe that girls are into the same things as guys? (i.e. Cars, Comic books, Star Wars/Trek/Craft, etc )
Nerd/Gamer/Geek girls have been around as long as N/G/G guys have been. However, until recently, they never decided to make a big deal out of it until it was mainstream popular to gain further acceptance from society in general.
Its just the next phase in the woman's liberal rights movement. Just accept it and move on.
33. RayCharles - February 10, 2011 6:38 PM
@32
The difference is that I never have any male facebook friends talk constantly about how many video games they play or post pictures of cars or ooze other "nerdy" fan feelings. It's like the girls have to make perfectly sure that EVERYONE knows they like things guys like.
It's the idea that they insist on being called "girl gamers" or other stupid titles that makes them ridiculous and worthy of scorn.
34. J - February 10, 2011 9:32 PM
Im about to make everyone whos read this shudder.
At what point doesnt it indicate at any way, ANY way, that the person doing this for their boyfriend is a female...............................???.............????
I'll never touch a lightsaber again......ever.
35. Kijeblade - February 12, 2011 1:39 PM
@34
Screw you man...
...T_T