Feb 3 2011Great, I'm A Death Star Thermal Exhaust Port Operator: The Star Wars Jobs Flowchart
Note: This is neither full-size nor the whole chart, use the Force your mouse to click HERE and see the whole thing.
Ever wonder where you'd fit in in the Star Wars employment universe? SPOILER: Bantha fodder. Sorry, but we were all thinking it. Me? I'd probably be on the Jedi Council. Well at least until I got kicked off for 'drinking too much' and 'trying to light a bong with a lightsaber'. "ANSWER ME -- WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO DO THIS STUFF?!" YODA, ALRIGHT?! I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YODA!
What Would Your Job Be In The Star Wars Universe? Use This Flow Chart [nerdbastards]
Thanks to Christine, who was really hoping to be a cocktail waitress at Mos Eisley.
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Reader Comments
1. kakone - February 3, 2011 3:16 PM
WUTTTTT
2. Adrian - February 3, 2011 3:17 PM
lol....cool!!
3. kakone - February 3, 2011 3:19 PM
I'm so confuse between ewok chief and jabba's slave girl...damn...do or do not
4. -Lmega5- - February 3, 2011 3:20 PM
jedi knight. i knew it.
5. Roman - February 3, 2011 3:25 PM
bounty hunter, in it for the money
6. Max Boivin - February 3, 2011 3:36 PM
I've ended up Sith Apprentice... I wasn't excpecting that one, I have always seen myself as a good guy. Well, I guess black is just a different shade of white...
7. Closet Nerd - February 3, 2011 3:46 PM
I'm a BOUNTY HUNTER!!!!!!
CLOSET FETT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!
..... just sayin
8. john - February 3, 2011 3:52 PM
hey, where's "captain of the enterprise" on this thing?
9. zach - February 3, 2011 4:06 PM
how can i pick to be a rebel and end up as a d-star gunner?
10. Jas - February 3, 2011 4:35 PM
Jedi Knight too!
11. Nick Diggerson - February 3, 2011 4:40 PM
Sith apprentice here.
12. naas - February 3, 2011 4:44 PM
STARRRR WARRRSS!!!!!
13. =P - February 3, 2011 5:29 PM
Death Star Gunner. Guess all those years of security guard work finally paid off?
14. atheistgirl - February 3, 2011 5:37 PM
I got Bounty Hunter.
But I don't know why I bothered as I'm sure I'll end up one of Jabba's Slave Girls.
http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/greeata/img/eu_bg.jpg
15. Kevin - February 3, 2011 7:19 PM
This is dumb. How can I be ok with murdering the population of an entire planet and end up as a Jedi Knight?
16. SP - February 3, 2011 8:18 PM
I agree with 15
17. wolf1dude - February 4, 2011 12:23 AM
I got Jedi Knight, Score!
18. DissolvedGirl - February 4, 2011 1:22 AM
Death Star Laser Operator *read: blasting the SHIT out of things with a GIANT LASER* FUCK YEAH!
19. mikesh - February 4, 2011 2:03 AM
15. Kevin - February 3, 2011 7:19 PM
This is dumb. How can I be ok with murdering the population of an entire planet and end up as a Jedi Knight?
16. SP - February 3, 2011 8:18 PM
I agree with 15
this indeed is stupid
20. Jedi Master Awesome - February 4, 2011 1:53 PM
I already knew I was a Jedi Knight, I said so on the Census. Plus I wear a hooded robe everywhere and use The Force to make all your moms orgasm at the same time.
21. I'm with Stu Pid. - February 4, 2011 4:26 PM
WTF?!?! My mom got Slave Girl!
22. sasha - February 11, 2011 10:45 AM
Ewok Chief...