Feb 18 2011Gotta Chug 'Em All!: Pokémon Beer Pong Table (With Bonus Box Of Taco Shells!!!!11)

Did somebody say beer pong and taco night?
This is a travel beer pong table decorated with a bunch of epoxied Pokémon cards by Tom Sejkora's. DAMMIT TOM, GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT -- DID YOU HAVE ME OVER TO PLAY BEER PONG OR POKEMON? Twister?! You know I'm down.
My inspiration? Beer and pokemon obviously. My friends had a table covered in bottlecaps that made out the Irish flag. I thought it was cool, and wanted to try my own design. Originally I collected bottlecaps, but soon realized how much time it would take to collect them all, as well as the cost of coating them and the difficulty of doing so properly. Plus the bottlecap table has been done to death. I was considering fortunes from chinese takeout, and all other sorts of other things, until I realized I had a gajillion pokemon cards that I hadn't used in years (even though I did play with my friends during class in high school).
On a side note, I don't even like playing beer pong, and I'm absolutely atrocious at it...
"Don't even like playing beer pong?!" THEN WHY BOTHER MAKING THE TABLE? That's like me building a robot. You know, I really hate these things, and it's probably gonna kill me in my sleep, but what the hell. YOU'RE F***ING SICK, BRO.
Hit the jump for a bunch more pictures that really make me question Tom's sense of composition.







Pokémon Beer Pong Table [pixelatedgeek]
Thanks to Nelson, who has some pretty dope wrastlin' moves named after him. JEALOUS!

Reader Comments
1. Pedro - February 18, 2011 10:43 AM
There comes a moment in every mans life when they can fill their lungs and scream to the world
FIRST
2. marty - February 18, 2011 10:48 AM
second and want bad would look great in my dorm room
3. Jerbry - February 18, 2011 10:51 AM
third and i heard this guy invites middle schoolers over
4. OU812 - February 18, 2011 10:51 AM
That fact that this loser STILL had all of these stupid cards shows what a loser he is. Someone is trying to get the guys to hang out at HIS house lmao.
5. Fish Man - February 18, 2011 10:59 AM
He's got some pretty nice cards.
6. Sid - February 18, 2011 11:10 AM
he's got some pretty nice garbage on the floor is what he's got
7. Shelbon - February 18, 2011 11:20 AM
what a waste!!! He could have given those to me...
8. moosh - February 18, 2011 11:23 AM
i bet joshua L rides that razor scooter to his boyfriend's house every day.
table is kinda cool but you coulda sold those 1st edition cards on ebay for like $1000.
9. Nurikoness - February 18, 2011 11:24 AM
I wonder if he realizes that a few of those cards he just destroyed were still worth a few bucks to collectors......especially that charaizard I think it might still be a $20 that could have been in his pocket.
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11. MANCHEGO - February 18, 2011 11:30 AM
i would have bought those cards from him!
12. Nards - February 18, 2011 11:31 AM
So some of you are saying these are worth the moneys? Man I have a box of like 5000 1st editions...I'm cashin in.
13. Chip Chipperson - February 18, 2011 11:34 AM
tss...tss... so like how do you play pokeyman? tss...tss...
14. Closet retard - February 18, 2011 11:58 AM
Seriously? What a loser and a waste of time... Now if you'll excuse me I have a MTG game to get back to.
15. Zap - February 18, 2011 12:40 PM
For those who say he is a Loser, well it depends of your point of view, for me it's cool. I've played MTG, Pokemon, even Yu Gi Oh and Neopets (not so proud about the last 2) stil love pokemon on DS, but i still have a life I drink, played in a band, have sex frequently...for me a loser it's something who has to pay to have sex or something...your decision.
16. VP Biden - February 18, 2011 1:23 PM
...You should see Barrack's pokemon collection...
17. Skem3 - February 18, 2011 11:17 PM
party.
18. Dabzilla - February 19, 2011 7:47 AM
i rape children
19. Muneeb - February 20, 2011 12:14 AM
Shoulda sold 'em. Then he coulda bought a decent table, instead of that crappy $5 one from Wal-Mart that he coated with valuable (to some people) Pokemon cards.
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