Dressed To Kill: The Contra Cardigan Sweater

This is a homemade Contra sweater. Huh? YES I'M SURE IT'S NOT DUCK HUNT, IT SAYS 'CONTRA' REAL BIG IN THE MIDDLE, DUMMY! Which, don't tell her, but I'm gonna make one for my lady. I'mma up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start the hell outta those woolly nips!

Contra Sweater [dorkly]

Thanks to Dave and the shrew, who both tried knitting Super Mario sweaters but had to stop after repeatedly stabbing themselves with their knitting needles. WHERE WAS YOUR CHAIN MAIL?!

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