Feb 9 2011DO NOT WANT TO CATCH ANY: Guy Gets Series Of 3-D Pokéball Tattoos On Arms
This guy got six Pokéball tattoos down his arm and the area beneath each stuffed with a subdermal implant to make them all appear 3-D. Not really sure what else to say, except rubbing elbows with him would almost certainly make me queasy. Not unlike eating a can of cat food because you lost a bet to eat a whole bowl of dog food without puking. Gambling problems: I have one. Also, a clogged sink and sore throat.
Um, Nice Pokéballs [kotaku]
Thanks to Stephen, who knows a guy with a tattoo of 3-D boobs on his arm but one of the titty implants migrated to dude's armpit. LOLWUT?!
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Reader Comments
1. J9 - February 9, 2011 10:34 AM
disjusting
2. Vladplaya - February 9, 2011 10:35 AM
I would like to see what he will think about it when he will be like 50 years old....
3. Closet Nerd - February 9, 2011 10:35 AM
That is gayer than sodomy..... just sayin
4. Jeff - February 9, 2011 10:36 AM
i dunno, i'd like to know what it feels like for him to rub my back with that arm
5. Michelle - February 9, 2011 10:53 AM
GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. naas - February 9, 2011 10:55 AM
at 2: he'll be fifty, probably wont care too much about anything
7. pander smirk - February 9, 2011 10:57 AM
this kid will never have to worry about CATCHING an std
8. ಠ_ಠ - February 9, 2011 10:57 AM
cant really see his face but he looks fucked up
9. Jay - February 9, 2011 10:57 AM
Catching pokemons...... you're doing it wrong
10. Vic - February 9, 2011 10:57 AM
@6: Or about anyone, since, you know, he'll still be alone.
11. jumpin_j - February 9, 2011 11:01 AM
This guy will never get laid. Ever.
12. I Still Love You, GW - February 9, 2011 11:03 AM
Vomit inducing. THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE, MAN!
13. Barking Bud - February 9, 2011 11:10 AM
Poké-eggs....hmm sure, why not?
14. Carl - February 9, 2011 11:11 AM
I'm a tattoo artist and more than anything I'm bummed out at how blotchy those tattoos are. Those implants are easily (relatively) removed so with regard to his future the pokemon shit is more permanent.
And tattoos are so common now that the whole "what about your future" thing is so played out.... I put visible tattoos on people of all professions from bartenders to college professors, medical professionals, etc. Not that you shouldn't consider tattoos carefully, but good tattoos without offensive content don't seem to be a big problem with regard to employment anymore. The problem used to be that tattoos were a good sign that a person was shady. That's not really the case these days.
15. john - February 9, 2011 11:28 AM
What's that other stuff near his elbow? That stuff that looks like zombie teeth...
16. Carl - February 9, 2011 11:36 AM
That's the slice they put in his arm to slide in the implants... then it was stitched up.
17. JC - February 9, 2011 11:41 AM
Yes. That is fucking disgusting. I believe that shit by his elbow is the incision they had to make to put those implants all the way up his arm. What a dumbass!!
18. Ray - February 9, 2011 11:47 AM
He's ribbed for her pleasure.
19. Guy - February 9, 2011 11:49 AM
@4: And by back, you mean dick, right?
20. dickie - February 9, 2011 11:58 AM
hell i'm all about some pokemon. I still play the games from time to time. It was something i was really into when i was in grade school. I donmt even have a problem with the pokemon tattoo since i'm sporting a squirtle one myself. It's just those damn ball things in his arm are nasty as hell.
21. valerie - February 9, 2011 11:59 AM
And I echo everyone else with: that's disgusting!! *shudder*
22. dickie - February 9, 2011 11:59 AM
hell i'm all about some pokemon. I still play the games from time to time. It was something i was really into when i was in grade school. I donmt even have a problem with the pokemon tattoo since i'm sporting a squirtle one myself. It's just those damn ball things in his arm are nasty as hell.
23. Shelbon - February 9, 2011 12:27 PM
I love pokemon just as much as the next guy, who I am I kidding, I love pokemon waaay more than the next guy, but I wouldn;t get that shit. This guy deserves to be zombie fodder
24. Grave - February 9, 2011 1:52 PM
Um, Nice scar+face, must be his death wish, fucktardsssss
25. many times i live - February 9, 2011 1:55 PM
You know this has been on Buzzfeed.com for like 2 months now, FAIL
Geekologie,
I mean, Is okay if you steal news from other websites we dont visit, BUT Thesuperficial Has links to Buzzfeed for god sake,
geekologie you are a failure as a journalist and as a human being
26. wish - February 9, 2011 1:57 PM
This is the most disgusting thing in the world, I really get pissed that pieces of Shht like this live in the world, this person should not be aloud to live, he should be put to sleep, like the dog he is
27. Fjrod Prefect - February 9, 2011 3:03 PM
Wow, what a waste of time and money just to be incredibly and obviously vain.
28. CG - February 9, 2011 3:33 PM
Numbnuts!!!
29. Brittiny - February 9, 2011 3:37 PM
Eww that's so nasty. My skin is crawling. D8
30. http://www.ConfessionsOfAManwhore.com - February 9, 2011 3:41 PM
uh... weird.
31. John - February 9, 2011 4:17 PM
@26
Illiterate people like you shouldn't be allowed to live.
Censoring everyone and ridiculing them for expressing themselves.
His life is his own. I'm sure if he wanted your opinion he would have gone directly to your ignorant ass and asked you.
Do me a favor, better yourself before judging others.
32. dun dun dunnn - February 9, 2011 4:18 PM
high school reunions coming up soon...i dread seeing this piece of work in person *votes for person most changed*
33. Levi Johnson (silvertab) - February 9, 2011 5:12 PM
WOW.... this guy is gonna really regret that in 15 years when pokemon is gone.
34. kleinetwas - February 9, 2011 6:33 PM
@25, congratulations, you look at buzzfeed.com
35. mcfeely smackup - February 9, 2011 7:54 PM
Clearly, this is just another example of how "together" this guy has his life..this along with the train wreck on his face you can see behind the arm.
Sorry, but all you tattoo freaks can say "it's become socially acceptable" all you like, but fact is if you cover yourself in shitty ink, you're going to work part time in independent record stores your whole life.
36. Really?? - February 9, 2011 7:57 PM
He probably had that done to distract people from the gross mole on his nose.
**Realizes later** "I bet the money spent on this hideous procedure would have been enough to get that mole removed and, AND I would never have become a source of ridicule to millions on the internet."
37. Hey Dickwad - February 9, 2011 8:06 PM
@35 - First, I will agree that there are far too many people out there that get shitty tattoos (e.g. Avatar man). Lucky for the rest of us, those tattoos help you spot the sort of people that probably don't have the intelligence to work anywhere more complicated than Walmart (don't disrespect record stores, let them die in peace).
Second, fuck you. Just because such idiots exist doesn't mean all tattoo art is a sign of someone being socially/mentally inept. Tattoos, when done well, are better than a lot of art out there and a fair majority of the people out there with decent tats are genuine people. So for you to lump them all into one category and write all tattoos off as "shitty ink" just labels you as an ill informed dickwad that I consider just as low in society as the people you poorly attempted to insult.
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39. Kijeblade - February 9, 2011 11:19 PM
...why?
40. Christian Weston Chandler - February 9, 2011 11:33 PM
GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
SONICHU! I CHOOSE YOU! GO AND ZAP TO THE EXTREME!
41. Sonichu - February 9, 2011 11:34 PM
Thank you, I will father!
42. Twizzler - February 9, 2011 11:41 PM
Can I Poké it? ..hehehehe
43. Micheal - February 10, 2011 12:39 AM
Your all pieces of shit.
His ink isn't poorly done, and pretty sure he can do whatever he wants. He's been in a longterm relationship with his boyfriend forever, and just because you're all badasses behind your computer I imagine you all get made fun of in real life.
Which would explain why you feel the need to disrespect Alex. It's his body, his choice.
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Use it.
44. Wolfman-Al - February 10, 2011 3:06 PM
Aw, bloody, fucking hell...! Didn´t need to see this!
45. Dutchy - February 10, 2011 6:07 PM
damn that looks disgusting!
...I'm gonna go and try to scratch this out of my brain....
god that kid is stupid....
46. ashley - February 17, 2011 2:41 PM
i know this guy, his name is alex.
hes pretty amazing! and i love this tattoos so muchhh!
47. Shawnabcdefg - February 23, 2011 6:24 PM
@#26 How the fuck does this kid deserve to die because of the way he decided to decorate his body? People like you are honestly way more fucking disgusting than any body modification. My friend knows this guy, his name is Alex. And from what I hear he's a really cool dude. It's a shame that everyone is so quick to call him stupid and say the way he chose to make his body more pleasing to him is disgusting. It's HIS body, and HIS choice do do what he wants with it. Whether you like it or not doesn't fucking matter.
And #36, that's not a mole. He has stretched nostrils, that's the plug you're seeing.
Go ahead and ridicule him for that too, you lifeless ignorant assholes.