This is a short commercial for the new 2011 Dodge Charger, which advertises the vehicle as the leader of the human resistance against robots. They really should have run that by me first aside, I'll allow it. And not just because I'm hoping to score a free one for posting this, but I did park my car at the bar, take a cab home, and forget which bar it was at. That was almost five months ago. I f***ing hate walking.
Remember when I posted the Zelda themed playing cards from DeviantARTist Nelde? WELL NOW YOU CAN BUY THEM. *gyrating hips to emphasize crotch* "Why are you doing that?" Because it feels good. Plus I wanted you to notice my new belt buckle. "It says: If you can read this y... / Continue →
You may have already seen this if you watch the commercials between The Walking Dead or visited the internet yesterday, but zombies scare me and I was at the doctor's office all day getting probed the whole time trying to figure out out where my superhuman strength and unnatura... / Continue →
This is a custom-molded chess set by Ben Howard (NOT Ron) featuring a bunch of different characters from the Zelda franchise. Need some help naming them all? WELL TOO BAD. Just kidding, I wouldn't leave you hanging like that. Or would I? I'd sneak out on you right in the m... / Continue →