Luke, I am your father. Just kidding, he and your mother were shot in a robbery!
Ever wonder what a Batman/Ewok lovechild would look like? F*** you're a freak. Seriously, it might not hurt to peep Amazon for some self-help books on that shit. You krinkier than a tauntaun stomach full of lightsaber dildos aside, this is a sketch by Lucas Lago depicting your wildest fantasies. Note: slightly larger version HERE in case you want to print it out and tape it inside a copy of National Geographic for some "bathroom reading". Grab an extra roll of TP and go to town, champ!
Thanks to cocoa, who promised to draw me some GW/dino lovechildren for Valentine's. GIRL YOU SO GOOD TO ME.