If my parents ever found out I was taking a college-level English course that involved reading Twilight, not only would my dad have tied me to the couch and made me watch 'Blade' until my eyes bled, my mom would have home-colleged me. *railroad-tie to the heart* CONSIDER YOUR TENURE-TRAIN DERAILED, PROFESSOR GARCHA!
Worst English Course Ever [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Erik, who had to read 'A Brave New World' in college and is a better man because of it.
Because Monster Cables was monopolizing the ridiculously overpriced and under-performing cable market, here's AudioQuest's entry: a 3.3-foot, $1,096 HDMI connector. That's $332/foot! What makes it so special? It's made entirely out of urethras No f***ing clue. Oh, wait:
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Damn girl, your virgin bars are off the chart -- sounds like a Mother Mary situation!
Kick to Pick, which is probably the worst name for an app that has anything to do with babies, is a $1 iPhone application that allows your unborn child to pick its own name with a simple kick... / Continue →
Note: Video probably NSFW on account of a robot trying to choke down a wiener.
This is a disturbingly disturbing DISTURBING DISTURBING video of a sex-bot "sucking" on a sausage. I put quotations around sucking because she's 100% trying to gnaw it in half. Now, as you may wel... / Continue →