You've Got To Be Kidding Me: School's For Fools (Or At Least This English Class Is)

If my parents ever found out I was taking a college-level English course that involved reading Twilight, not only would my dad have tied me to the couch and made me watch 'Blade' until my eyes bled, my mom would have home-colleged me. *railroad-tie to the heart* CONSIDER YOUR TENURE-TRAIN DERAILED, PROFESSOR GARCHA!

Worst English Course Ever [buzzfeed]

Thanks to Erik, who had to read 'A Brave New World' in college and is a better man because of it.

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