Please note: if you're a female and into Twilight this is how guys view you, except with even more f***ed up eyebrows.
This is a short video of some chick who got her dentist to make fangs out of dental composite and permanently attach them to her teeth. As you can see, they look like not a fun place for a wiener to hang out. Trust me. *ahem* I'm looking at you, Jaws! Huh? Haha, what do you mean, "the shark or the James Bond henchman"?! Both you dummy!
Hit the jump for the WTF'ery.
Thanks to Evil Ares, who likes to stress he's not the Ares from the God of War series, even though I know he is. STOP LYING TO ME!