Windows To The Soul: Eyeball Closeups

This is a series of eyeball closeups taken by Suren Manvelyan. Why anybody would want to take a bunch of freaky macro eyeball pictures is beyond me, but I suspect Suren is trying to steal souls. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF POTIONS ARE YOU MIXING, WIZARD?!

Hit the jump for a ton more ookiness.

Your beautiful eyes [behance]

Thanks to David, who wears dual eyepatches for fear of getting his soul stolen by photographers. Just a heads up, David: better cover your ass too.

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