Jan 31 2011WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THERE?!: Octopus Climbing Out Of A Beer Bottle
Ah, mother nature, you never cease to amaze. Except when animals at the zoo have sex right in front of me, then you disgust me to the point of having to look away while I blindly film it with my camera-phone. You know, for posterity. This is a video of an octopus climbing out of the mouth-hole of a beer bottle. Why on earth you'd ever want to leave a beer bottle once you got in it is beyond me, but maybe this guy doesn't drink. But you can better believe he still gets high with Spongebob. But not Patrick (meth-head).
Hit the jump for what I think we can all agree looks like a beer bottle giving birth to a hotdog.
Youtube
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An octopus who lives in a beer bottle [boingboing]
Thanks to Cathryn, who refuses to try to squeeze into anything smaller than a keg.
Reader Comments
1. Clifurd - January 31, 2011 5:49 PM
C'mon GW stop using posts from wimp.com
2. beh - January 31, 2011 5:49 PM
cool
3. naas - January 31, 2011 5:50 PM
that's how I get out of bed everyday.... when I get out of bed
4. George Washington - January 31, 2011 6:15 PM
dude that octowhatsit is effin DRUNK! Look at it all walkin backwards!
5. President Obama - January 31, 2011 6:17 PM
yeaAah like me last night when I climbed aboard my Beer bottle !
6. Treyarch - January 31, 2011 6:40 PM
I want to make love to that octopus inside the beer bottle <3
7. Anonymous - January 31, 2011 6:54 PM
Well done, octopus. You squidged up that much then slid backwards across the sea floor being all chameleon. I'm drunk.
8. Turdboat - January 31, 2011 7:19 PM
YO HO! YO HO!
9. bun - January 31, 2011 8:32 PM
yeah GW! stop posting things on geekologie that you've seen somewhere else on the internet!
... oh wait
10. atheistgirl - January 31, 2011 9:33 PM
Octopuses are amazing!
Wouldn't it be great to have three hearts.
http://www.alexgitlin.com/npp/octopus.jpg
11. Andre - January 31, 2011 9:51 PM
It's Squidbilllies IRL.
12. asd - January 31, 2011 10:06 PM
who lives in a beer bottle under the sea
13. monster - January 31, 2011 11:06 PM
I came
14. Renee Smith - January 31, 2011 11:49 PM
NSFDinner
15. birdsandbees - January 31, 2011 11:58 PM
So that's where octopi come from!
16. Oh Dae Su - February 1, 2011 1:56 AM
This gives me an idea to record a projectile ejaculation in slow motion.
17. Stormhead - February 1, 2011 4:14 AM
16> try playing a facial scene backwards. looks like he's hoovering up xD
18. Bob - February 1, 2011 4:58 AM
Crazy
19. Twumpybum - February 1, 2011 8:05 AM
@12
Spongebob squeeeeeeze pants!
20. Max Boivin - February 1, 2011 8:44 AM
Octopi are amazing. They're the one that gonna rules the earth soon.
21. McFeely Smackup - February 1, 2011 10:08 AM
SO unimpressive.
I mean, like who can't shove a bottle up their anu... oh waitaminute.
22. Looks Delicious to Me! - February 1, 2011 10:30 AM
Seafood and beer, baby.
Seafood and beer.
23. fdgfd - February 1, 2011 10:30 AM
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24. Joao - February 1, 2011 10:39 AM
I just got a boner...
25. nobuddy - February 1, 2011 10:42 AM
What does spongebob get high on?...SEAWEED! *snicker*
26. JCD - February 1, 2011 12:31 PM
Rorschach the squid! :D
27. Axle - February 1, 2011 4:32 PM
neat
28. DanielleUh - February 3, 2011 10:57 AM
Hahahahaha! Yuckyyyyy.
29. Chino Pisces - February 7, 2011 3:22 PM
And so the DARK GOD CTHULU was born...
30. KriSta KaOS - February 8, 2011 10:11 AM
bahahah you know that squid probably just woke up like "man, how did i get here?, I don't remember crawling in any bottles last night....oh well " and is making the "am I still little bit drunk...ugggh!..my brain" way back to home ha haha shine on you crazy squid :D
31. needles - February 13, 2011 2:06 AM
Ahh, great to see all out littering is at least helping someone out... there is a positive side after all.