Use The Force Shoe Horn: Star Wars Heels
Luke, I am your father (but I've been dressing up like your mother, I just thought you should know).
Ladies: the peep-toe high heels you were looking for, or the peep-toe high heels you didn't know you were looking for because you got Manolo mind-tricked by that catty bitch working in the shoe department. Huh? WELL OF COURSE I KNOW MY HIGH-END SHOE DESIGNERS! Louboutin, Paccini, Gucci, Giambattista Valli, Jimmy Ch-- you know what? I'm just gonna stop there. I don't have to prove my superior fashion-sense to you! I looked all those names up online, I swear. Did I say swear? I meant pinky promise. GAAAAAAAAAH I KNOW EVEN WAY MORE THAN THOSE!
I Need These Shoes- Star Wars High Heels! [screenteamshow]
Thanks to Jessie and Blaqk Panda, who agree it's not weird if a man's into women's shoes as long as it's just to have sex with them and not wear around the house in a pair your girlfriend's underwear. LOLWUT?! TMI, amirite?
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This is a dress designed by Charlie Bucket that consists of 600 feet of looping sippy straws filled with glow-stick fluid. DAMMIT CHARLIE, WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE IT OUT OF CHOCOLATE?! You have a whole damn factory. The dress is connected to a computer-controlled backpack pump t... / Continue →
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Swimsuits: if you take yours off in line at a water park they'll kick you out. Thankfully, Black Milk Clothing, a company best known for the sessy-ass Space Invader tights I posted back in January, has you covered. Literally -- their stuff will cover your privates. Now, I kn... / Continue →
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This is a pair of single spiral high heel (that's kind of similar to this thing) from designer Julian Hakes. It looks like something you'd see in a cheesy futuristic movie. It's not though, it's a real shoe and you can buy them in a bunch of different colors for around $205. ... / Continue →
