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The Trenta, Starbucks' New 31-Ounce Cup

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Starting May 3rd, Starbucks will offer a 916mL (~31oz) 'Trenta' (Italian: stomach ulcer) cup for cold coffee dranks so you can finally score the double-shot of fatass buttcheeks you've always wanted. Come on baby, daddy wants to crack a toilet seat!

Graphic: How big, exactly, is Starbucks' new 'Trenta' size? [nationalpost]

Thanks to Alan, Robo-Arm (I'LL BREAK YOU!) and Max, who was just as surprised as The Superficial Writer they're not calling it the Britney Spears.

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