OMG, Michelin Man joined the navy.
I really hope the hat and collar came from an old Halloween costume because otherwise somebody spent waaaaaaaay too much time on their snowman. Me? I've decided not to build one this year. And not just because I moved from D.C. to LA it's gonna be 75-degrees all week, but it is so SUCK IT, Washington -- IN YOUR ROSY-RED, FROSTBITTEN FACE!
Stay Puft Snow Man [uberreview]
Thanks to Tony, who forgot he'd packed his snowballs with gravel before pelting the mailman. I'm, uh, pretty sure that's a federal crime.