The Missing Link: Gorilla Stands Up And Walks Like A Human (NOT An Egyptian)

This is a video of a gorilla at the Port Lympne Wild Animal Park in Kent, England that likes to walk around like a human. Now I'm not saying this guy is obviously the missing link evolutionists have been looking for, but I'm also not saying he isn't. But what I AM saying is just between you and I, so if you tell anybody I'll kill you. My grundle has a face.

Hit the jump to see your great-great-great-great-grandfather in action.

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Thanks to Marie977 and Alec, who agree it would be even more impressive if he could chew gum at the same time. Baby steps, yo!

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