Jan 25 2011Supertasty Superheroes: The Iron Man Pizza
This is an uncooked pizza that looks like Iron Man. I assume whoever made it took the picture while waiting around for Whiplash to come cook it. Or should I say 'fry'? Get it? Because he's always swinging those electric whippy things, shit! Which, true story: one time they let him throw the opening pitch at a baseball game and he killed the catcher. Also, everybody else on the field. Hell of a temper, that guy.
Cheese, pepperoni Armor, onion power core, black olive rivets, pureed black olive outlines and a whole lot of love.
A whole lot of love, or a whole lot of free time on their hands? Or, God forbid, a whole lot of love on their hands. Because that's EXACTLY why I don't shake anymore. *elbow bump* Oh, good one -- on your elbow too. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Pass the Crushed Red Pepper, The Iron Man Pizza [obviouswinner]
Thanks to Charles, who only eats Invisible Woman pizzas. Uh, Charles? That's called starving yourself, and you need to get help.
Reader Comments
1. asdf - January 25, 2011 5:20 PM
OMFG FIRST
THAT PIZZA LOOKS NASTY
2. Kyle Williamson - January 25, 2011 5:20 PM
First
3. eroticus - January 25, 2011 5:24 PM
It looks like Jabba the Hutt in disguise
4. Jerry - January 25, 2011 5:38 PM
i would eat that raw
5. Nunya - January 25, 2011 6:29 PM
Needs more tasty pepperoni nips!
6. betty - January 25, 2011 8:31 PM
"Mocha & Milk" is a perfect match like "black & white" people
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7. Johann - January 25, 2011 8:41 PM
Oh Nom nom nom!!
8. atheistgirl - January 25, 2011 9:05 PM
Nice!
I can't have pepperoni.
It gives me the squits.
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9. hnhm42 - January 25, 2011 9:38 PM
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10. Melmacs Revenge - January 25, 2011 10:34 PM
No it looks like Pizza the Hutt in disguise.(Space Balls).. Come on now!
11. President Obama - January 26, 2011 1:06 AM
wow nice imagination, it's just like people making a "jesus" out of anything
12. alien - January 26, 2011 11:12 AM
@8 the squits are the wost!
13. john johnson - January 30, 2011 11:20 PM
kyle = fail