Jan 19 2011PSA: Stay In School And Study Hard, Kids

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LMFAO! That is just funny, but sadly its so true!

Because children are just as obsessed with dinosaurs as you are.

put this instead:

Go ahead coast through class and one day you'll stuck in a line at walmart at Christmas next to some ass who studied and even went on to College while you jerked off and pwned noobs on Call od Duty and you'll say "hahahah what did you ever get out of school?"

And they'll say "I got smart dipshit." You'll throw your kill to death ratio at them but it'll pass right through them.

Then you can go back to worshiping some dipshits blog. Probably an educated dipshit.

i think its better to let kids know that education now can perhaps make life easier later. if you are dumb as a doorknob, it can impact your ability to provide for yourself in the future. it is good to be a well rounded and intelligent individual but everyone is not cut out be an expert in a million things and clone a dino. the important thing is to find your personal talents and take those as far as you can.

unless you are a film studies major. then you are just worthless.

j/k film studies is cool too brah.

I hope people realise this isn't a serious proposal. It was a one-panel comic published on SMBC.

The problem is some kids will realize that the cloning scientist won't actually be able to *afford* his own creation.

Mind-the-fuck-blown. Although alternately you could be blogging on it...

Louis of http://aprettyage.blogspot.com/

@7 gee i wonder

They left out a part.... "Until your boss asks why you're wasting company time. Then while you're stupid ass is staring at your very evil boss who has a short temper with a blank look on your face trying to come up with a good excuse why you're wasting company time watching some douche bag riding a dinosaur just like how wasted your time beating up nerds, smoking pot, ditching, drinking beer, hooking up with hot easy chicks and being a prick during your high school years and now you've pretty much wasted your damn life working for a shitty company that pays you just minimum wage and will never give you a raise or promotion all the while trying to support your 3 bastard kids who have no respect for you and would piss in your coffee and spit in your food and to support your lazy ex cheerleader whore wife who has a drinking problem and cheats on you everyday with anyone who has a dick or a strap-on including your step father who got off beating you till you were black and blue and called you worthless piece of shit who will never amount to anything beside a pile of shit on the side of the road throughout your childhood. Now because you're so damn stupid because you blew off school to knock up your whore wife and to party that you can't come up with an excuse at all to tell your boss why you're wasting company time. So boss who gets very angry with your stupid ass grabs you by the hair and starts bashing your retarded ass head into the monitor repeatedly breaking every bone in your face. Then he throws you on the floor and starts beating with your office chair till every bone in your body is broken. Your boss who's rage has gone beyond human rips your eyeballs out with a staple remover that he found on your desk then your boss starts to skull fucks your worthless piece of shit ass to death. Once your boss is finished with his moment of pleasure and blew a large load through your skull. He then drags your lifeless body to the window with a smile and then to everyones horror your boss says you're fired and I fucked your wife picks you up and tosses your sorry ass through the window and your lifeless body falls 50 stories and hits the ground and makes a huge splat. Sadly no one gave notice to your body that's laying on the as a pile of guts and blood. But then! The guy that you were watching riding a T-Rex that got you into this mess in the 1st place come along riding on his T-Rex clone. They slipped on your guts. They tripped over your bloody mangled body. The smart guy was not happy So the smart guy came up with a smart idea. He lets his T-Rex eat you so no one will trip over your worthless unwanted body. Now in 6 to 8 hours when the the T-Rex takes a shit you will really be nothing more than a worthless piece of shit on the side of the road just like how step-father said. The End".
Yup they left out a huge part of that P.S.A. announcement. Yeah I think that will get some of those fat spoiled lazy kids to pay attention. Besides I think its the parents fault for letting their kids fail at school. I believe that those lazy ass parents who don't take care of their kids should get the hell beat out of them everyday with a ball bat till they get their kids to pay attention. If the kid keeps screwing around in school and gets F's their parents should be horribly flogged. If that don't work then take the kids away from those lazy fuckers who just uses their kids as a free meal ticket by cheating welfare and using other government benefits so that they themselves don't have to work and just sit on their fat lazy asses AND MAKES US PAY FOR THEM TO LIVE EASY and just let their unloved kids run wild in the streets selling drugs and killing people. After we strip them of their kids and welfare benefits and sell everything they own to pay the government back they shall be sent to a special place. A great special place where these lazy fuckers will wish everyday that they were in a Russian gulag doing forced labor or just wish to die period. Yes they will be sent to a mine, where they have to use bare hands and rocks just to mine for nothing really. They are just mining for nothing and for the pure torture of mining.They will work along side to those who also abuse, rape and kill children. But those people don't live long because they are put to death rather soon in a very horribly painful sickly slow way, They get a wooden pole shoved up their ass and stand the pole upright so that these child molesters and killers slowly slide down this pole slowly impaling them from their ass all the way to their throat and it takes about 2 to 3 days for them to die. Anyway... They get enough food and water to barely survive. They eat mostly maggot rice, cockroach beans, grub worm stew, their fallen comrades, rotten fruit to fight scurvy and so on. They live underground and never see the sun. They suffer horrible beatings and severely tortured just for fun. They have to sleep standing up if they're ever allowed to sleep. No bathrooms for them so they piss and shit all over themselves doesn't matter because they work naked so there is no risk of them making a noose to hang themselves with. We can have them die so soon. Oh yes this should be punishment for those worthless parents who don't take of their children and use them as a damn meal ticket. Yup these pieces of shit who waste our tax dollars and don't ever plan on bettering themselves or help make sure that their kids grow up right and get a good education. Who spends our tax dollars to buy booze and drugs should be put into forced labor that's beyond inhuman. Yes we shall have no pity or compassion while they are in total misery and suffering horribly while working to pay back all the money that they stoled and wasted FROM OUR GOVERNMENT WHICH IS TAKEN FROM OUR CHECKS! We shall not care when they break bones or rip out their fingernails while trying to mine for worthless rocks with their bare hards because they were careless with their children and just used them. Oh and their children will be adopted by people who WILL love and take care of these kids and make sure they get an education and not use them to suck the welfare benefits dry because they are to fucking lazy to get a job. Who wont use these kids to sell some crack so their momma can use the money to buy her some booze and other pointless shit while the kids are wearing rags and their shoes have holes in them. To go sell weed so their momma can use the money to buy her some new bling that she can use to go bag her a man cus momma is cock starved while the kids are starving. Yeah their parents will suffer a fate worse than death while their children are being raised correctly. Now that's a real P.S.A. I can get behind for sure!

It must've been glorious to be a pterodactyl...gliding around a prehistoric earth, pooping on stegasauri and the like.

lol@"But then!" in post 11.

@11. Tazman

Do you really expect people to read a big block of text like that?
Paragraphs were invented for a reason fuckwit.

They guy is not wearing a cowboy hat!

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@11 you should make a movie about that

SMBC is the shit. There should be an increase in SMBC comic/theater references here by 1000% in the next quarter.
Or else.

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HAHAH that made me laugh so hard while i was at my mealiness useless job because i failed at school!