OMG They're Cousins: X-Men Family Tree

Note: Full-res version of the tree HERE.

This is a family tree (which is nowhere near as complicated as THIS behemoth) as created by illustrator Matt Stone showing the relationships of various X-Men characters. As you can see, it's a lot more complicated than your family tree, which is a telephone pole. You gotta get outta West Virginia, son! Kidding, I was actually born there in the same hospital by the same doctor as my paw. Yuk yuk! (It's true though is the thing)

Matt's Website
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XMen Family Tree [izit]

Thanks to Rob, Natalie and sam, who don't date superheroes because the sex is too dangerous.

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