Note: Full-res version of the tree HERE.
This is a family tree (which is nowhere near as complicated as THIS behemoth) as created by illustrator Matt Stone showing the relationships of various X-Men characters. As you can see, it's a lot more complicated than your family tree, which is a telephone pole. You gotta get outta West Virginia, son! Kidding, I was actually born there in the same hospital by the same doctor as my paw. Yuk yuk! (It's true though is the thing)
XMen Family Tree [izit]
Thanks to Rob, Natalie and sam, who don't date superheroes because the sex is too dangerous.
This is a basic graphic depicting the different kind of relationships between the major characters in the Star Wars franchise created by Joe Stone. I like how there's a special note of 'inappropriate kissing' between Luke and Leia. Because listen: it's not inappropriate if yo... / Continue →
So apparently Superman and Wonder Woman are gonna start dating in upcoming issue #12 of the rebooted Justice League. Assuming one date per comic, they should be rubbing privates by #15. Now THAT is gonna be the issue to buy.
The comic, which goes on sale Aug. 29, culminates ... / Continue →
Archie, after like a million years of trying to bone both Veronica and Betty, is committing himself to one woman, Veronica. *sniff* Don't do it bro, don't do it. Why buy the cow when you can do everything on the farm, know what I'm saying? I'm talking goats and shit.
In wha... / Continue →