January 6, 2011

Lazy Like Me!: The Snorlax Beanbag Chair

Filed Under: chair / characters / comfy / cosplay / good job / good times / gotta sit on 'em all! / homemade / i hate standing so this looks great to me / looks comfy / one time i sat on pikachu but he shocked me and now i don't have to get my taint waxed anymore! / pokemon / sitting down

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Now I'm not allowed to play the Pokémons because it's an irrefutable gateway to Satanism, but one time I watched a friend play over his shoulder (while I nonchalantly rubbed my genitals on his back), and I've got to admit: Snorlax is by far my favorite character. For one, he's lazy as f*** and only loves sleeping. For two, even dumpy-asses like myself can cosplay as him without feeling we're not doing the character justice (I also play a mean King Hippo). This is a homemade Snorlax beanbag chair. It's made for sitting and gaming, but you better believe it'll only be a matter of time before your cat's shitting in his belly like it's a litterbox. DAMMIT MR. TICKLES, HE DOESN'T WANT TO EAT THOSE! Oh -- HIYO! -- spoke too soon.

It's a Snorlax beanbag chair [albotas]