Jan 20 2011Jurassic Park Theme Played 1,000% Slower
Note: The most romantic hour of audio to make sweet, prehistoric love to is after the jump.
This is John Williams' iconic theme to Jurassic Park slowed down 1,000%, stretching it out to just under an hour of pure, unadulterated sensuality. Just kidding, I adulterated it right before starting this post. FIRSTIES! Now I wanna hear it played backwards to see if it contains any secret messages about how to actually make dinosaurs. "Step 1: put your penis in one". DAMMIT YOU KNOW I'M STARTING FROM SCRATCH!
Hit the jump and prepare to be lullabied to sleep at your desk.
Thanks to Patouh, who once had a friend listen to the entire 'Twilight' soundtrack backwards hoping to hear a secret message from Edward. *facepalm* YOU DON'T NEED FRIENDS LIKE THAT.