Jan 20 2011Jurassic Park Theme Played 1,000% Slower

Blah !!!!

That's fucking chilling. I love it!

Kebabyuchenko xxx

Anyone know how exactly to do this kind of thing? If it's easy?

took awhile to get going but LOVE IT

1000% slower? That's impossible. 100% slower would mean it's stopped playing, so what the heck is 1000% slower?
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You can say it's been slowed down by a factor of 1000 (which it hasn't, actually), but you can't say it's 1000% slower.

wow stfup way to complain about shit that no one cares about.

No, 100% slower would mean it's doubled.

It's too early for math, you jerk.

yeah can have 1000% slower it means its 11 times as long as it would be if played normally :)

ROFL at resident genius #5

totally just vibed out at my desk for 20 minutes. i think i missed a phonecall

The beginning sounds like it came from the movie gladiator!

Its 1000% freaking AWESOME!!!

@3
download any audio or video editing software. somewhere in there will be a time remap or slo-mo ffeature. import your song, apply slo-mo, save file, upload to internet = wet panties for all

wasn't this posted on iWatchStuff?

I sense tension between you two, work it out.

Wasn't this already posted on IWatchStuff? Why, yes!

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2011/01/i_have_decided_to_endorse_your.php

It looks like you guys shared this link during a roundtable and then disagreed on who would be the one to post it.

And cue up childhood memories.

haha dammit Daniel, get out of my head!!

beautiful. im crying
but I wished someone would do the same process with the "law and order " theme

1000% slower? Who talks like that? That was just intended to confuse everyone. Why not just say it was played at 10% of the original speed?

Cos GW thinks its so frikkin cute to say really big numbers. Like those stupid kids whose parents praised them for every little thing and now they think they're so precious and it just makes them that much more annoying.

GW: Jurassic Park times a billion times infinity plus one! (puts fingertips in dimples)

Me: (slap GW's spoiled brat face)

The content is blocked on our network, but if it's played at 1/10 speed wouldn't that make the piece be 50 minutes long? Also, it would have to be time stretched, not resampled, cos otherwise most of the notes would be subsonic...

Someone should do this with a Sunn O))) song, but I think that might create some sort of wormhole and we would all die.

Great, suddenly everyone is into classical music now

@ 19: Wow, you're a real douche face. Maybe you wouldn't be so pissy if your stupid job hadn't blocked the content and you had heard the awesome music.

I like when how someone tries to point out how something might be technically
wrong everything screams at him/her to STFU FAG.

I thought this was full of geeks. Oh wait. Internet Geeks.

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF DORKS. THIS SHOULD BE CALLED DORKOLOGIE.

@3

I'm pretty sure Audacity will do this, and I wouldn't be surprised if that's what they used. Audacity is open source and free to download.

heard this a week and a half ago .... starting to feel like I should stop following this blog. It kind of sucks that everything that gets posted is stale.... Constant ranting by the author about dinosaur sex got old very fast.

"7. bun - January 20, 2011 10:45 AM
No, 100% slower would mean it's doubled."

that's even worse nonsense.

percentages are inherently a fraction of the original value, saying "x% slower" is already incorrect, like a double negative.

50% would mean it's doubled...as in it's being played at half speed. 1000% would mean it's 10x faster. 1000% slower...well, that just doesn't mean anything, any more than saying it's 10x slower.

People could really benefit from understanding the concepts of percentages.

@McFeely: Your logic is 1,000% less accurate than Bun's.

Ok ladies: PERCENT = Fraction of 100 denoted as 1/100th. The symbol % is used to denote percent and usually follows a number, for example 50% (literally meaning 50/100). So 1000% = 1000/100, and surpriZINGly easy to comprehend.

WTF is this!? Lord of the Rings!?

This was done using Paulstretch. A free and extremely small audio stretching program. Works on windows & mac OS.

Hit the link to get it -

http://sourceforge.net/projects/hypermammut/files/

@26 and you sound like you could really benefit from getting your dick wet captain douche baggery

Wasn't this already done with a Justin Bieber song? I mean it sounds nice but it ain't that original.

This sounds like those binaural sounds that cults use, what a monotonous mess.

does it really fucking matter what percentage its actually slowed down by?

By your command.......... The Jurassic Park Theme (Reversed):

http://kiwi6.com/file?id=s45mzvk44j

It's going to be a good night... thank you Geeko

Louis of http://aprettyage.blogspot.com/

I've seen this elsewhere. Why is this making the rounds on the web? Sooooooo boring and lame...not to mention it's over 50 minutes long! Who has the time and patience to listen to this crap?!

You can do this with a program called sound hack if your a mac user, if not then ProTools has a very effective time stretching feature.
Awesome sound though, really great use of the technology

26 is correct, but 23 who is also correct makes a much better point.

You all need to chill and maybe get laid! I mean does it really fucking matter what percentage its actually slowed down by? No it doesn't! So take your thumb out of your ear and shove it back up your ass and spin for awhile. Anyway... It's a little long winded, but not bad.

SO INTENSE. 8)

i agree with 5

That is like some sweet as Brian Eno stuff right there.... mmmmmelty....

Christ! Every damn one of you are a bunch a sorry fags for arguing over something so damn pointless! You all need to shut those twats for mouths you've been flapping and get a fucking life. You all are a bunch of tiny dick fags. Go do something constructive like clean out all the sticky moldy cottage cheese like substances, bugs, roting fetuses, rats and years of jizz buildup from the walls of your mothers very abused vag with your tongues or go ass rape yourselves with a loaded hair-trigger double barrel shot gun! Bunch of pathetic geeks. No wonder the only woman that will fuck you morons is your sex starved retarded ugly ass RuPaul lookalike mother. Go fucking drown yourselves in a pot-a-potty!

@45

probably the most insightful post of the thread.

Oooooh, THAT'S why I stopped reading the Geekologie comments.

@44, Let me start by saying.... it's PORT-a-potty retard,

secondly, if you are willing to put that much hate and passion behind a post to a bunch of people that you so call worthless. I think your original assessment of hating them is wrong, I think you actually subconsciously love them and you are so desperate to be one that you lash out over the fact you can't do it.. For whatever reason... Simple fact is people don't do things like you did out of hate. If you hate something you don't attack it head on, you ignore it and remove it from your life.... and yet, here you are.

Giggity

@48 Then let me say this... Yes I know it's spelled port-a-potty! It was a simple typing error you worthless piece of shit. I'm so fucking glad that you're so perfect and never fucking had a typing error. Now as for the rest of the shit that you said. It's all a bunch of stupid nonsense. If anything your mother should of removed you from this life when you were a baby by shoving you worthless ass into a garbage disposal and chopped your ass into small chunks. How dare you say anything about my post anyway. Who in the fuck do you think you are Jesus Christ?

I'm allowed to say and hate anyone I fucking want because the good Queen of England says that I can you fat fucking limp dick piece of (c)um wad! So you sorry twat why don't you do us all a great favor and go end your life via shoving your damn head into a meat grinder! People like you make me want to bash your worthless ass heads into a brick wall. I swear you're probably a fat ugly jobless nerd who lives in his mums basement. You're a nobody you're worthless and you should suck off a donkey till your face turns purple and eyes pop. I hate lil cumsuppering fags like you. From now on don't ever open your fucking mouth about what I have to say again. Just stick to jerking off and fucking pigs because that's all you're good at anyway well besides licking your whore mums twat and asshole clean of all the (c)um that's built up on inside of them after walking the streets the night before.
That's the only reason why your mum keeps you around, you're not good for anything else from what it seems. Now STFU you fat cock sucking (c)um loving bitch and go back to taking it up the ass and sucking off random men to make money for mums coke habit. I swear people like you should be ripped from your mothers stomach when your just a fetus and tossed in a blender. The world needs to band people like you and like you mother from breeding period! All worthless scum of the earth that should be burned at a stake.

I saved myself 55 minutes by just listening to the Jurassic Park theme at normal speed. And now I can listen to another dozen songs.

I'm an aurealoverachiever.

Orgasm at 29 minutes!

wow 48. take a xanax and stay away from fellow humans for a long, long time. please.

hey yokodimo, you're extensive use of adjectives reveals you've thought long and hard about the subject. Does OUR use of the internet bother you that much? I mean seriously....you're talking shit about people who use the SAME SITE YOU DO. derp.

also, the queen of england is a fucking slut.

also, why do people tell the guy "good job" "you did just an amazing job keep it up."

he slapped on an eq and a volume control and called it a day. That little girl in the windows commercial could do it.

@49, anyone agree with me that i hit a sore spot?

After that response it's likely that guys in the pheotal position rocking back and forth looking for his mothers love.

GUYS!!!
I just spent all day analyzing this song and I found it to be 1002.46% slower, NOT 1000%! FUCK ALL YOU DICKWEED SHAMALAMA DINGDONG MUTHERFUCKERS!

AAARRARAGBLEBLARBLE!

GREAT.
And these comments, awesome.
Everyone speaks for himself ..or of himself.

What the hell does the Queen of England have to do with Jurassic Park?

Great.. not only was this on reddit, originally, over a week ago, but I Watch Stuff had it up already. Ripping off your sister site without giving them credit. Nice.

Reminds me of something they would play on the Prince of Egypt soundtrack. Its actually quite beautiful! :)

Percentages aside, you can only slow down a digital track so much without artifacts (Just like digital zoom produces artifacts from doubling pixels in pictures), so either this came from an analog source, or they have a nice plug in to smooth out the rough waves.

Nevermind, I thought audacity couldn't do this, but it can. Using Change Tempo effect does a straight out streching of the audio without fixing the gaps that occur from doing so. The best option to use is the Sliding Time Scale/Pitch Shift.. effect, which fills in the gaps so it sounds smooth as butter :)

You know, I don't think anyone has a problem with percentages here, the problem is defining the "slowness" of something. That's why it's silly to say it's x% slower. If you define it as how long it takes to do something (like finish playing, in which case slower pretty much means longer) then 1000% slower means it's been time stretched by a factor of 10.

And actually, if the original is 3:21 minutes (according to one youtube post) and this is 54:13, then (54*60+13)/(3*60+21) = 16.184, so it's more like 1600% slower (stretched by a factor of 16)

Im crying right now

this just sound like jon hopkins music

where can i download this????

That is beautiful. You have to listen to Brooks Was Here slowed down. It sounds brilliant. It is soooo peaceful and chill. Please listen you will not regret it: http://soundcloud.com/rolandmasisobando/brooks-was-here-800-slower

You know what? I'm in massage therapy, and math is only required for counting expenses. You know what I say to all of your complicated nit-picking at percentages? ~Dr. Evil voice~ "This song is one MEEELEON DOLLAARZ, err, percent slower." So there. It's a beautiful song, so just listen to it.