Jan 11 2011Joint-Rollin' iPhone App Meets Instant Success
Joints: if you smoke them they make you high. Poles: if you smoke them they make you gay. Ooooooor a lady. Or, in my case, a free spirit. Anyway, some jokers rolled out(!) a doobie-constructing iPhone app (that amazingly wasn't axed by the Apple Gestapo) and got over 25K downloads in a night. Wow, that's a whole lot of hipsters who can't roll a f***ing joint.
Three close friends who grew up together in Fresno, California have imagined a fantastical iPhone app that teaches users how to roll their own crowd pleasing, monster joints like a seasoned pro.
The Roll Your Own iPhone application shows users how to carefully master rolling techniques including the "Classic" and "Classic with Crutch". The preparation section offers user friendly tips on mixtures, papers, packing and crutches for an optimized rolling experience."While these numbers are exciting to us, two of us still live in trailers and I'm currently living at my father's home on food stamps," Noah told the iPhone Savior. "So, at this rate, I'm not anticipating moving out any time soon."
*facepalm*
Weed Rolling App Attracts 25K Users Overnight [iphonesavior]
Reader Comments
1. dickface - January 11, 2011 5:01 PM
foist!!
2. smoke weed everyday - January 11, 2011 5:10 PM
I'M GONNA ROLL A PINWHEEL!
3. CrackedPepper86 - January 11, 2011 5:14 PM
Seriously, all these people can't roll joints?
4. Drohski - January 11, 2011 5:21 PM
Smoke weed erryday
5. Chip Chipperson - January 11, 2011 5:38 PM
tss tss....how can you smoke your joint's wouldn't that give you arthritis or sumpthin...tss tss...
6. Huh - January 11, 2011 5:43 PM
Trailer homes, food stamps, and IPhone apps. Stay classy Fresno!
7. koradekba - January 11, 2011 5:48 PM
deeznts
8. JJtoob - January 11, 2011 6:23 PM
Ha! Apple Gestapo.... the app "Call of Duty Portable ops" has been up since Dec 16 and idiots are still being ripped off of $14. Every day there are new reviews saying it doesn't work and that it's a scam. What has Apple done about that one? At least one got their money back, but they need to take that crap down instead.
Anyway, this is how sad some app customers are:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/laser-beam-mini-game/id328386558?mt=8
I should become a developer...
9. mcfeely smackup - January 11, 2011 11:49 PM
joint rolling and fart apps...all good at the app store. open source video player? forget it.
10. G-Rizzle - January 11, 2011 11:57 PM
Download complete. :)
11. Robert - January 12, 2011 12:51 AM
Now they need an app for rollin a Blunt narrated by Method Man. Keep it at a ghetto rate of three cent.
12. Ed - January 12, 2011 9:24 AM
Can't you just use the phone to watch of youtube vid of how to roll a joint w/o buying the app?
13. jdgjgj - January 12, 2011 10:18 AM
Life is so lonely. Why not change it rignt now?
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14. The Joker - January 12, 2011 11:35 AM
We dont need such apps in Holland. Come on guys, Holland rocks and you know it!
15. Iforgetmyname - January 12, 2011 2:19 PM
Hmmm...I wonder why they're still in trailers and on food stamps? Maybe spend some of that income on things OTHER than weed.
16. Mike Hawk - January 12, 2011 9:37 PM
DOH-pe!