Jan 10 2011Heinz Automato: Automatic Ketchup Dispenser
These videos of the Heinz Automato are from 2007 (OLD!!!!!). I saw them a few years back, but apparently they're making their way around the internets again, so here they are in case you missed them. And, since we're at it -- *cue re-edited GI Joe PSA's*. I posted several different versions after the jump, but the first is by far the best in my opinion. Not that my opinion matters. But what does matter is size -- just ask any of my former dino-lovers. "He was way too big." BOOMSHACKALACKA!
Hit the jump and get your chuckle on.
Thanks to nolan, Marcus and stephen, who don't even like ketchup because they're -- wait -- you don't like ketchup?! Terrorists -- TERRORISTS!
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Reader Comments
1. Jim Jim - January 10, 2011 4:53 PM
Hawt diggy dog. My buddy Bruce Wasserstein likes to eat those! !!
2. DoDaniel - January 10, 2011 4:55 PM
It's Automatic cos your two fucking lazy to pick it up your self
3. cyberslackz - January 10, 2011 5:08 PM
Will it pour me a shot??
4. cyberslackz - January 10, 2011 5:08 PM
If I'm too drunk? haha
5. cyberslackz - January 10, 2011 5:10 PM
This will replace mexicans at mc donalds
6. ciao - hold the mayo, but go crazy with the ketchup - January 10, 2011 5:22 PM
Limitation is not this robut's specialty.
7. ciao - hold the mayo, but go crazy with the ketchup - January 10, 2011 5:22 PM
@3 all over your face
8. cyberslackz - January 10, 2011 5:28 PM
yummmeee
9. gw's former dino lover - January 10, 2011 6:52 PM
it's true, he's too big
10. Jade - January 10, 2011 9:02 PM
It reminds me of Trogdor, so maybe it's Heinzdor?
11. gdshgf - January 11, 2011 4:28 AM
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12. SPAM - January 11, 2011 5:08 AM
Customer:
Morning,
Waitress:
Morning.
Customer:
What have you got?
Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)
Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it
Wife:
I don't want any spam!
Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?
Wife:
That's got spam in it!
Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)
Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?
Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!
Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!
(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!
(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife:
I don't like spam!
Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.
Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?
Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!
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14. rafiñe666 - January 14, 2011 8:40 PM
Nobody, i mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog...(Inspector Harry Callahan)
15. is my favorite number dividable by 3 (next to 12) - January 28, 2011 7:32 PM
the de-motivational poster in the background is awesome. i saw it on thinkgeek.com ( http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/posters/65b7/ ) it says
POTENTIAL
not everybody can grow up to be an astronaut
hahaha
no but seriously... it's all YOUR fault.