Jan 6 2011For Shame, Lady, For Shame: 49-Year Old Twihard Gets Entire Back Tattoo Of Cast


Your crack's peepin'!

This is Cathy Ward. Cathy is a crazed Twilight fan (like most of them). She waited till she was 49 to get her first tattoo, which just so happens to be this monstrosity. Personally, I would've slept on the decision for another 200 years. Get it? Like a vampire -- those sparkly f***ers live forever!

The supermarket worker, from Reading, braved 22 hours in the tattoo artist's chair after months saving £2,000 [~$3,100] to put permanent reminders of stars Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner on her skin.

She was desperate to get almost the whole cast of blood-sucking characters on her back because she claims they helped her lose five stone [70 pounds].

Despite working in the cake department, she ditched calorie-laden foods in favour of getting stuck into the popular books and movies- and dropped 14 dress sizes in just six months.

She plans to save £2,000 more to spend another 12 hours under the needle as she eclipses her whole torso with the gothic tribute.

Obesity or Twilight fandom -- that's a tough call. Like choosing the lesser of two things that people will make fun of behind your back. Personally, I'd like to think Cathy made the right decision losing the weight, but at the same time, becoming a Twihard is a pretty steep price to pay. Reminds me of the time I sold my soul to the devil to double my McNuggets when I got home and realized I hadn't ordered enough. DAMMIT LUCIFER I WAS HIGH AND YOU KNOW IT!

Hit the jump for two more shots -- the broody movie poster that inspired Cathy's tat, as well as a full-face shot so you can REALLY appreciate just how dead-sexy most Twihards are.



Never tattoo old: Twilight fan gets her first skin art done at age 49... with movie stars inked over her WHOLE back [dailymail]

Thanks to Spikey DaPikey, who considered getting the entire Harry Potter cast on his back before successfully reversing the "life of regret" spell J.K. Rowling had cast upon him. The lady's a witch, man -- how else would she know so much about magic?!

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That's a bit scary... SCARY.

What does 'Zephyr' mean?

atleast the tattoo itself isn't that crappy (from a technical point of view, the image sucks of course) *cough* like avatar-guy *cough*

well there goes my lunch

and faith in humanity. yeah I threw that up too

Vamp Stamp

So if that's her first tattoo, what's on her upper arm in the mirror?

Lollers!!! Well done tatt with ridiculous subject matter!

She went on the literature diet?

Thats funny, the only reaction I had to the Twilight saga was diarrhea and vomitting.

she is an epic faiiiillllll

Seriously twilight doesn't compare to any of the bigger writers out there.
To all obsessed twilight fans: SUCK IT!!!

and that is why I would only ever hit it from the back... kristen is that hot to me soz

Louis of http://aprettyage.blogspot.com/

This lady has ruined my family name...

@7 her second shitty twilight tattoo, DUH

GW you made a mistake,it's 'Twitard'

She must be a slow reader. The only thing I lost was my lunch.

needs more gay sex

still, good for her for losing the weight

plumber butt

omg her but crack is showing that is very embarrassing O_O

Framed crochet picture of a cat on the wall?
Did not see that coming.

Clearly NOT her FIRST tattoo

What a tool

She's doing something interesting. I think it's great. Good for you Cathy.

Why does Laurent keep getting left out? He was clearly the best actor. And I'm clearly biased because he's a friend of mine. Always hatin' on the mythical minorities!

Wow. Lot's of haters. Not a big fan of the subject matter, but the quality of the ink is pretty good, and the overall composition is decent; unlike the infamous Avatar dude ...

Twitards are the same as Furries.

Exactly the same. Pathetic and sad to look at but more than anything annoying to know they are alive and wasting our resources.

I was going to make fun of her but then I saw her crack a peepin, and I jizzed in my pants... jizz in my pants, jizz in my pants

There's a middle-aged woman in my office who is also a Twilight fan, and she LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THIS BROAD. They look like Billy Jean King. This shit melts my boner quicker than global warming.

Yeah, that's attractive. Behold your future, tattoo hags (e.g. suicide girls). Eventually, you too will be summoned to Cathy's house, where shitty taste and style go to die.

SUCK her wrinkles avatar tattoo guy

i have seen goatse, lemonparty, 2girls 1cup, all the shock sites. but THIS, THIS IS THE MOST DISTURBING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

£2 000!
That's the most crazy part.

Well, maybe she'll give Avatar guy a date. Although her tat is waaaaaaay more well done.

WTF is the deal with that "hairstyle"?

that is called stupid choices

If that is her first tat, then what is on her arm in the mirror? a fuckin birthmark i think

Don't hate.

She needs to die in a fire

idc whut others say, she deserves a damn high five. first tattoo and she GOES BIG!

is that the protagonists head or a melanoma?

ergh..the ink is great...whatever happened to ink slingers having some integrity..? @25 intresting site..


wow... not a good thing... and to make it worse she didn't even get a great tattoo artist to do it... although I doubt the really good ones would want to do that...

What the!?

Crazy chick. She knows that she will die with it?

She can be a little more normal? It is strange!
I thought old people, you know, are more intelligent than the that teenagers like Twilight and New Moon (these books that have gay vampire) but no! That old has proven that the people who love this book series is completely crazy!

This lady needs to just get a life!

I love my tattoo and am having so much fun getting it done. I dont like extreme sports-i just love tattoos.Everyone is different and deserves to make their own statement in life-this is mine. If you dont like it -so what! I feel sorry for those people who think things should be done at a certain age and then you have to stop.I am enjoying my life for the first time in ages and will continue with this for as long as i am able- so watch this space as theres more to come--lots more!

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