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'Fight The Foot', A Fan-Made Ninja Turtle Film

January 24, 2011 / dark, fan-film, foot fetish, for a second there i thought there was gonna be a pizza party, good job, i like, impressive, movies, ninja turtles, teenage mutant ninja turtles, tmnt, where'd you get the costume?

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This is a three-minute TMNT fan-film entitled 'Fight the Foot'. Personally, I'd try attacking the source of the odor first before cutting off the whole foot, but that's just me and I'm not into peg-legs. Anyway, I'll give you a brief synopsis: The Foot Clan comes to beat-up/possibly kill April O'Neil because she did an expose on their gang. They all wear gas-masks because biological warfare is a very real threat when breaking into someone's apartment (one time I kicked down my roommate's door for stealing string-cheese and he farted so bad I passed out and shattered his fishtank). Thankfully, Raphael shows up and makes short work of the nimrods. Then, Shredder dunks a wolf and snapping turtle in some ooze and they both turn out retarded. "Uh, GW? I'm pretty sure that last part was from 'TMNT2: The Secret of the Ooze'". Secret of the ooze? I'll tell you the secret of the ooze -- it tastes f***ing delicious. *growing penises everywhere*

Hit the jump for a dramatic 3:00.

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Thanks to Eric, Nastia, captain clam and Daniel, who considered fighting the foot before opting to just cut off everything below the knee and call it a day.

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