Fashion Fatale: 'Self-Destruction' Rings Designed To Blow Your Fingers Off

Geekologie Reader "if industries" has developed a pair of rings that were designed to blow the wearer's fingers off. Ezio Auditore would not approve! Both designs incorporate a bullet that can be fired by hitting the top of the ring hard enough. Now I know what you're thinking, "OMG -- it's the perfect engagement ring!" And yes, it is. Sorry honey, you know the rules -- no finger, no wedding. Back me up, Constitution. "No". GAAAAAAH I WANT TO AMEND YOUR ASS SO BAD RIGHT NOW.

Hit the jump for a video of the two rings sadly not in action.

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Thanks it industries, now how about a ring that doses the other person with LSD whenever you shake hands? Best business meeting ever!

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