"Dressed To Drill" German Dentists & Nurses Show Off Their Fillings To Distract Patients

Boobs: they make everything better. Moobs: not so much. Still, I would touch one if I had my eyes closed and dude had the decency to shave his nipple hair. What? I'M NATURALLY CURIOUS. Enter the most progressive dentistry practice in the world:

Dr. Marie Catherine Klarkowski whose practice is in Munich in southern Germany said that she came up with the idea after watching the way male visitors to the local Oktoberfest enjoyed looking at the traditional low-cut Dirndl dresses.

So she ordered for herself and her 10 staff similar frilled blouses in the same style with low cut cleavages and tight bodices that work like a push-up bra.

For Dr Klarkowski the investment paid off - she has a third more patients since the change - all of them male.

Dr. Klarkowski added: "Competition doesn't sleep - I know colleagues who have decorated their whole practice with Mickey Mouse and one even in Star Trek style."

Whoa whoa whoa -- A STAR TREK DENTIST?! Forget boobs, I want to boldly go where no man has gone before! *hitting nitrous tank* "GW to Moonbase Alpha, come in Moonbase Alpha. There's a man here with clip-on Vulcan ears trying to disengage my pants' deflector shield. Do you read me? I'm going to pretend I'm asleep and see where this goes, over."

Dressed to Drill [austriantimes]

Thanks to K.T., who doesn't care just as long as she still gets a sticker and toothbrush after her visit.

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