Call Of Doodle: The Informational Graphic

Note: This ain't even a tenth of the graphic, click HERE to see the entire thing and get your learn on, soldier! (Knowing is half the battle is the thing)

This is an educational infographic all about the Call of Duty franchise. Now as I'm sure I've told you all before, I'm not allowed to play war games because the violence makes me threaten my neighbor's lives AND I AIN'T GOIN' BACK TO THE CLINK. You know what they do to you in there? Butt things. You ever walked around with your sphincter clutching a shiv for protection? I have, it makes you walk funny. Like a penguin. AND GW AIN'T DOING THE MARCH OF THE PENGUINS AGAIN! Same goes for elephant walks. *shudders* Now, where was I? Well, I think I was in the exercise yard the first time it happened. Oh right, in the article. I don't know yo -- it's a Call of Duty infographic, what the hell do you want from me?! *Please don't say 'that ass', please don't say 'that ass', please don't say 'that ass'* "That ass". SON. OF. A.

How Big Is Call of Duty? [milo]

Thanks to Trevor and not the dino you were looking for (I don't believe it!), who have to limit their first-person-shooter gaming to under an hour a day or they start raging out on the TV and breaking things. Wait -- it takes you a whole hour?!

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