January 30, 2011 - February 5, 2011 Archives
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Bro you look waaaaaay too happy to be f***ing a tauntuan in front of Leonardo. Sure Halloween is still 8-months away, but you know what? It's never too early to start planning. You know, or looking at sexy Halloween costumes online and talking a... / Continue →
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EXTREME SITTING! Sporthocking (not to be confused with spittin' game) involves a participant performing some feat of ridiculous-lookingness by juggling, kicking, throwing, spinning, sliding, etc.-ing a 'Sporthock' (which looks like the lovechild o... / Continue →
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Lyndon Baty has polycystic kidney disease, leaving him with "virtually no immune system". FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. For the last year, he's been unable to have any social contact with friends and peers (besides Faceybooks). But now, thanks to a robotic "... / Continue →
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Seen here looking like some sort of futuristic vision, Janne Parviainen takes photographs painted with LEDs/sparklers. Impressive Janne, but try painting with darkness. Haha -- can't do it, can you?! You've gotta sell your soul to the devil for ... / Continue →
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No Hogwarts for you! This is a short video of a 10-year old who falls on the train tracks while walking and gaming (not to be confused with walking-and-texting related incidents). He takes a pretty nasty spill, but thank God there was no electrif... / Continue →
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Because apparently there's a market for exhilarating ways to kill yourself (move over, dangerous carnival rides!), a doctor (OF DEATH -- move over Kevorkian!) invented the StreetFlyer, a bike ridden while suspended face-down (like this one, but way... / Continue →
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Remember the water-powered jetpack we reported on (link includes video) back in January of '09? Me neither, that was two whole years ago. WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, AN ELEPHANT?! Well now JetLev, the company behind the device, is ready to roll them ou... / Continue →
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Sad burglar is sad. Seen here looking like the sad idiot moron that he is, 25-year old stupid Cody Wilkins has been charged with a string of burglaries in Montgomery County, MD (MOCO FOR THE WIN -- GO QO COUGARS!) after leaving his cell phone char... / Continue →
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This is a video of bubbles being blown and freezing in mid-air. You can actually see the ice crystals starting to form as the bubbles drift around. Mother nature you be trippin' me out, gurl! After some trial and error, a solution of dish soap, ... / Continue →
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Note: This is neither full-size nor the whole chart, use the Force your mouse to click HERE and see the whole thing. Ever wonder where you'd fit in in the Star Wars employment universe? SPOILER: Bantha fodder. Sorry, but we were all thinking i... / Continue →
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I'm pretty sure that's not how you sell phones. Sell phones, get it?! LIKE CELL PHONES, DUMMY! This is a commercial for the new Sony Erickson 'Xperia Play' (Aka 'the PSP phone'). In case you couldn't tell, it's kinda dark. And creepy. Like my... / Continue →
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Note: Video after the jump has some pretty gnarly burns in it, best watched mid-lunch. Wow, a gun that sprays a patient's own stem-cells on a burn to magically heal it. Well, not actual magic because it looks like an airbrush and not a glittery w... / Continue →
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Cheer up bro, that's a good lookin' samwich! Because you should never make people wait to see the 1-minute commercial you're paying $6-million to air during the Super Bowl, this is Volkswagen's Star Wars inspired ad. I don't want to ruin it for y... / Continue →
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Child's Play came out in 1988. I was seven. I saw it around then too, which not only scarred me for life, but inspired me to pack all my Cabbage Patch Kids in the bottom drawer of a dresser and set the whole thing on fire. I could hear them scre... / Continue →
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This is a video of a couple guys performing their own ultra-combos from Street Fighter IV in real life. If you've never played Street Fighter IV you might have a harder time appreciating the video, but it's still worth a watch nonetheless. Also: ... / Continue →
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Like this! Granted it's not a new concept because I remember my freshman year of college ('99) my roommate and I used to play Counter-Strike on opposing clans and we'd each hang a bedsheet over the side of our loft so the other person couldn't s... / Continue →
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Apparently Microsoft's search engine Bing has been stealing search results from Google and Google recently ran a sting operation to prove it. DAMN -- BUSTED, GATES! (Sorry, but we're all gonna have to hop the fence). Google first smelled a rat... / Continue →
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Seen here not even giving a f*** about the fluffy ball on his hat, 35-year old Nepalese soldier Bishnu Shrestha accepts an award for being a total badass and killing/maiming/scaring the living shit out of an entire gang of armed robbers/would-be-ra... / Continue →
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That's not actually a griffin. I think it's a cat ass with chicken legs and an eagle's head. Still, it does look like one though. And if anybody came over for dinner you could probably convince them it's one. Oooooooor threaten to poison their ... / Continue →
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Seen here looking suspiciously like Rodney Dangerfield's lovechild, a man explains Samsung's experiment to drop 200 paper airplanes from 36,500 meters (119,750 feet or ~22 miles) above Germany. Each plane contains a Samsung SD card with messages u... / Continue →
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Title-Writing Pulitzer: I want it now. These are a couple shots from a giant Star Wars series by photographer Robin Cook. You're going to have to excuse me if I'm not 100% with it but I'm still beaming about how great that post title was. Luke I... / Continue →
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Snorlax, first a beanbag chair, now a dress. I swear, what will you Pokéfans think of next? Please say poseable action figures, please say poseable action figures! "Pokéball anal beads". GAAAAAAAAAHHH!! I must have them anyway. This is a Sn... / Continue →
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Whoa -- not the sausage, buddy! Japanese scientists have successfully trained a Labrador Retriever to sniff out bowel cancer by whiffing a person's breath or doodies (and not actual buttcheeks like I'd have you believe) with the accuracy of a colo... / Continue →
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I have no idea if this is accurate or not because, honestly, I don't know what the hell half of these are. I do know what the hell half a dollar is though (55¢), so I'm not stupid. I am handsome though, which is why most people I meet can't stan... / Continue →
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This is Amy Lee-Radigan performing her chart comic-topping hit 'Nerdy Girls Need Love Too'. I wasn't originally going to post it, but I decided to give Amy props for obviously being a real-ass nerd (I prefer geek) and not just trying to Olivia Mun... / Continue →
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This is a video of somebody taping their television while replaying a 1994 Today Show in which Katie Couric (nice hair!), Bryant Gumballs and some random get confused about what the '@' sign (it's not a b-hole?!) means (Katie: "I think it would be ... / Continue →
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Note: Video probably NSFW on account of a robot trying to choke down a wiener. This is a disturbingly disturbing DISTURBING DISTURBING video of a sex-bot "sucking" on a sausage. I put quotations around sucking because she's 100% trying to gnaw it... / Continue →
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Mosquitoes: they nasty. And now Malaysia has genetically modified a strain of all-males that are supposed to produce young that die soon after birth and released them into the wild with the hope they'll help reduce Dengue fever outbreaks. *pluggin... / Continue →
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This is a man and his full-scale and full-metal (read: heavy as f***) Buster sword from Final Fantasy VII. Sure dude looks more like he belongs on the set of a live-action World of Warcraft movie, but I can look past that. What I can't look past ... / Continue →
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Seen here already looking like an addict, a woman "whaffs" a lemon tart. Wait -- what? That's right folks: huffable food. I can see it now. "Yes, we'll like the steak au poivre paired with a full-bodied red spraypaint. And for dessert -- the a... / Continue →
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This is a video of an R/C tri-copter shooting Roman candles at hydrogen-filled balloons in the style of a video game. Obviously, I'm pissed I didn't have this kind of setup when I was a kid. And not just because the closest I ever came to a missi... / Continue →
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Ah, mother nature, you never cease to amaze. Except when animals at the zoo have sex right in front of me, then you disgust me to the point of having to look away while I blindly film it with my camera-phone. You know, for posterity. This is a v... / Continue →
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Not to brag or anything but I'm cleverly packaged too if you know what I mean. I mean my wiener can solve word problems all by itself. Got me through middle-school, just sayin'! The "Miswak," a teeth cleaning twig used throughout the Muslim worl... / Continue →
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Seen here putting the hurt on a piece of dead tree (do your hand next!), 19-year old Eric Jacqmain demonstrates his homemade death-ray, which looks suspiciously like a satellite dish with a ton of little mirrors glued on. God, JUST THINK OF THE MO... / Continue →
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Developers of the new Mortal Kombat have revealed the newest edition to the franchise will include difficult-to-execute 'x-ray' moves, in which a character brutalizes another and the internal destruction is actually shown. *getting light-headed* ... / Continue →
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Obviously it's not unsolvable, it just takes longer. Like aging a fine wine or making love to yourself after a long, lonely night of whiskey drankin'. Using 3D printing technology, puzzle-maker Oskar van Deventer managed to create this insanel... / Continue →
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Seen here looking like she just asked for a hug before realizing she was in the middle of shitting her pants, this is Youtube user meekakitty singing her sure-to-be-only single (red-shirt -- probably dead by now) 'Star Trek Girl'. It looks like it... / Continue →
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If my parents ever found out I was taking a college-level English course that involved reading Twilight, not only would my dad have tied me to the couch and made me watch 'Blade' until my eyes bled, my mom would have home-colleged me. *railroad-ti... / Continue →
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PEWPEWPEW! Taurus (the gun manufacturer) recently added a 28-gauge version of their 'Raging Judge' series of boomsticks at the recent SHOT Show but later pulled it from display after it was deemed a short-barreled shotgun and not a hangun. Well i... / Continue →
