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January 2, 2011 - January 8, 2011 Archives

  • January 7, 2011
    This is a little video of a group of French [edit: French-Canadian] kids being handed pieces of old technology from the past 30 years and trying to determine what the hell they are. Objects include a Game Boy, old Coleco Vision cartridge, 8-track player, record player, floppy ... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2011
    Daaaaaaaw, isn't that precious? I mean, besides the misspelling of "you're", which I can forgive a person four sense I have too editors and still storys get publishes with erors. This hole righting thing are'nt as ezzy as it looks! Nerf Gun Battle Proposal is the Most Roma... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2011
    Note: This ain't even a tenth of the graphic, click HERE to see the entire thing and get your learn on, soldier! (Knowing is half the battle is the thing) This is an educational infographic all about the Call of Duty franchise. Now as I'm sure I've told you all before, I'm n... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2011
    Looks like the Empire Struck HIS Back. ZA-ZA-ZA-ZING! Not to be outdone by somebody's me-maw with a penchant for twinkly, twinky vampires, this guy went and got a back-covering Star Wars tattoo. As you can see, it's more Empire-inspired and includes characters like Megatron,... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2011
    A bottle of absinthe, a $500 phone app and a removed wristwatch? Somebody's trying to kill themself. Remember the $1,000 'I Am Rich' iPhone app that doesn't do anything except let other people know you're actually stupid enough to pay $1,000 for an app that doesn't do anythin... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2011
    I don't care if it's a trap, I'm going for it. This is a series of disturbing Star Wars character pinups by Yayzus Graphics. Now while most of you are thinking, "GAAAAH, MY EYES FEEL LIKE THEY'VE BEEN TASERED!", "JESUS, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN US, GW?!" and "F***, I forgot to bri... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2011
    When you think wood, what comes to mind? Morning? Congratulations, you're a pervert. Your sad little AM boners aside, this is a wooden chair that's been cut to flex when a person sits on it. Mmmm, sitting: second only to lying down in my book! Dezeen says each chair has 4... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2011
    Note: Click HERE to see the whole, 100-car graphic. This is a poster depicting the evolution of the Batmobile from its very first incarnations to the latest. It's super-inclusive. Like, 100 different versions of Batmobile inclusive. A lot of which I never knew existed. A... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2011
    This is a video of a woman's stomach with what I can only assume is a full-sized 8-year old inside desperately trying to force its way out. VIDEO CANNOT BE UNSEEN. If you don't want to watch it (which I recommend not), I'll now describe the scene as poetically as possible: HO... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2011
    This is a short promo video for the upcoming (September 2011) release of the complete Star Wars saga on Blu-Ray, which is being billed as "the most anticipated Blu-ray release ever". HA -- I'd like to hear what the Twihards have to say about that! Still, dig around in my pock... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2011
    Note: Jump is NSFW on account of fake-ass wieners. Seen here looking suspiciously like they Photoshopped some uglier a-hole's face on my body, a model models a pair of wiener-enhancin' underwear (which are far more advanced than THESE ones) from designer Andrew Christian. Way... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2011
    Now I'm not allowed to play the Pokémons because it's an irrefutable gateway to Satanism, but one time I watched a friend play over his shoulder (while I nonchalantly rubbed my genitals on his back), and I've got to admit: Snorlax is by far my favorite character. For one, he'... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2011
    Luke, I am your father (but I've been dressing up like your mother, I just thought you should know). Ladies: the peep-toe high heels you were looking for, or the peep-toe high heels you didn't know you were looking for because you got Manolo mind-tricked by that catty bitch wo... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2011
    Ever wondered how a hummingbird pushes the air around while flying? Me neither. I've always been preoccupied with where my next drink is coming from and whether or not if you jump right before a plummeting elevator hits the ground if you'll survive. SPOILER: Nope (R.I.P. Dav... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2011
    Give a hoot, don't pollute go blind, click HERE to see the entire giant-ass chart. There's nothing more beautiful than a strong, female character. Unfortunately, in this misogynistic world in which we live there aren't neaaaaarly enough. Now I know what you ladies are thinki... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2011
    Your crack's peepin'! This is Cathy Ward. Cathy is a crazed Twilight fan (like most of them). She waited till she was 49 to get her first tattoo, which just so happens to be this monstrosity. Personally, I would've slept on the decision for another 200 years. Get it? Like... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2011
    Pheonix Jones is a real-life superhero that patrols the streets of Seattle at night gettin' his crime-bust on (also, tights). Now I know what you're thinking, and yes, he would look better without the tablecloth cape and athletic shorts. Yow yow -- take it off! *penis hits t... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2011
    You know, from the GOOD Twilight. This is a chick named Nathalie with her fresh Zelda: Twilight Princess heart container tattoo. As you can see, it's just about as sweet as ink comes. Now my little ladyfriend doesn't have any tattoos right now, but if she did I would definit... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2011
    Some "geniuses" at MIT have developed a computerized toothpaste dispenser that mixes a different tasting toothpaste in accordance with the day's weather. I swear -- what will they think of next? SPOILER: some kind of stupid f***ing robot. The toothpaste is called "Tastes Lik... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2011
    This is a slow-motion video of a match lighting at 2,000 frames-per-second, which ends up taking two-and-a-half minutes to watch. It's pretty neat, but not nearly as neat to think about as how the hell they managed to slow down time. *shaking videographer like a ragdoll* TELL... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2011
    I know you're not supposed to speak ill of the dead for fear of their ghosts pouring laxatives in your chocolate milk powder while you sleep (I KNOW IT WAS YOU, CASPER!), but damn, for a guy whose body turned to soap after he was buried you look pretty f***ing dirty. Just sayi... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2011
    Crash and burn freeze! Look outside, what do you see -- snow? No? Just a masked man mashing a dog turd under your car door handle? Haha, yeah I paid him to do that. Also, let the air out of your tires. This is a fallen AT-AT snow fort allegedly built by a man for his chil... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2011
    I'm not gonna lie, I slept in this morning expecting to wake up a multi-millionaire from the $330-million lotto jackpot. But did I win? Nooooooooooooo, apparently somebody upstairs still holds that time I kissed a girl on a church retreat against me. GOD (literally, I know ... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2011
    This is a disturbing video of a robot that can "juggle" two ping-pong balls using a paddle and a whole bunch of human-killing algorithms. I know the screencap looks like there might actually be four or five balls, but that's just because the little f***er is so damn fast. Acc... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2011
    This is another amazing stop-motion short made for LEGO by the same folks that brought us this stop-motion short. It even features the same modern-day wizard and everything. Which -- did you know 85% of people claiming to be wizards are actually just somebody's creepy uncle w... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2011
    First C3, then Jar-Jar, and next thing you know you're turnin' freaky-ass tricks in a Mos Eisley bathroom stall. It's a slippery slope, bro, and from the looks of things you're at least halfway down with no trees to break your fall. Just remember: some of them aliens got mult... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2011
    Note: Click HERE for the full-size, wallpaper-ready picture. Now I know what you're thinking, and no, it's not Pac-Man trying to wrap his mouth around the one of the dark side of the moon's tits. I thought that at first though too so don't feel bad. Feel on my booty. Kidd... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2011
    Because Avatar tattoo guy needs a place to renew his vows to his wife (who you better believe he'll make dress like Neytiri), the Hunan Provence (not to be confused with the Hunan Palace, which is right down the street and has an $11.95 all-you-can-eat buffet that can make a gr... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2011
    In a turn of events that shouldn't surprise anybody who's been willing to lose a job for a little recognition, a worker at the Chinese factory where the hairy palm and blindness-causing Nintendo 3DS (which isn't scheduled for release until March) is manufactured managed to smug... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2011
    I haven't seen TRON because I'm afraid the 3-D might make me cross-eyed and my left eye already doesn't open all the way (McDreamy over here!). Plus I've been banned from every cinema in a 30-mile radius for "throwing popcorn", "impersonating an usher in order to touch patrons... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2011
    Spotted somewhere in Guangzhou, China, there's a 200% chance this Angry Birds carnival game is 400% unlicensed and illegal to operate. And not just because all carnival games are rigged, but I have yet to hammer one of those rubber frogs onto a lillypad. Which -- you know the... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2011
    PepsiCo, best known for producing a poor Coke substitute and once owning Taco Bell, has decided puréed food is the way of the future. Which, funny story, it is not. IT'S A MEAL IN A PILL, YOU MORONS! Jesus, did Willy Wonka teach us nothing? "We see the emerging opportunity... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2011
    This is a video of a manhole in New York City shooting sparks and flames like the Ninja Turtles decided their swords and sticks were too oldschool and upgraded to flamethrowers and lightning-launchers. It sounds like somebody popping popcorn though, so I wouldn't be surprised ... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2011
    This is a video of a 4-year old girl (who sounds suspiciously like the 'Kittens Inspired by Kittens' girl, despite Dorspite what my awesome Photoshop skills would lead you to believe) narrating while her dad plays Starcraft for 15 minutes. Now I could lie to you and say I list... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2011
    Whether you're PWNing noobs or just your own little nubbin against the toilet seat fantasizing about how dreamy I must be in real life, the human body needs energy. And while some of us can derive all the necessary sustenance from alcohol and candy, other (read: lesser evolved... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2011
    Alternatively, color me all messy and not even stay inside the lines. But whatever you do, don't color me with permanent marker. I have an important business meeting tomorrow and I can't be rollin' in there with penises drawn all over my face. Yes, yes I can too. THE GW KNOW... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2011
    Some guy went and stuffed the guts of an XBox 360 into a fancy-ass toaster. It might not toast bread anymore, but you can blacken some noob asses with it! Also, watch streaming Netflix. THE FUTURE IS NOW, FOLKS! Modder ncaruso11, aka (akatheguy2) gutted his toaster and turn... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2011
    The Stewie Griffin is a dried up lookin' cow turd of a hamburger that resembles the youngest member of the Family Guy household. Reminds me of a school cafeteria burger. Haha, no, not because of the face, but because you can actually see the gristle. Which reminds me: you re... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2011
    Nintendo has released a list of guidelines to accompany playing the 3-D model of their DS gaming system, and among them is children under six shouldn't play the system at all. You know, since their eyes are still developing and Nintendo doesn't want them to pop out of their he... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2011
    Note: Full-size version of the graphic HERE. Daft Punk, best known for me tying strings to glowsticks and swinging them around my dorm room to 'Around the World', wear futuristic looking helmets in concert to hide their faces (I suspect they were both maimed by robots as child... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2011
    A rare 'panda cow' named Ben (don't give it a people name!) was born in Colorado on New Year's Eve (just like baby Jesus!) and heralds a new era in stupid pet crazes. It took 44-years of careful planning and selective breeding to create the 'panda cow'. My son? Just two-and-a... / Continue →