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Yes, Of Course: iPad Games For Cats

December 20, 2010 / a box would be better just saying, apple, cats, crazy cat ladies, demographics, expensive, free, games, ipad, just give them a paper grocery bag already they f***ing love those things, just give them a piece of string already, kitty, one time my cat got out and ate a bird and then when he used the litterbox it was the worst smell I've ever smelled in my entire life not even kidding it was so bad i wanted to die, scratch it!, sure why not, you've got to be kidding me

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Because the crazy cat-lady is a rarely tapped video game demographic, a company has developed an iPad game designed specifically for cats. You, uh, do know crazy cat-ladies still connect to the internet through AOL and have no idea what iTunes is, right? Besides, Angry Birds already exists. Get it? Because cats eat birds to make their shit smell like f***ing death!

Game For Cats has a title that's about as literal as they come. It's a game. For cats.


It's nothing fancy -- just a few variations of "something is moving quickly around the screen" -- but that's simple enough for a cat. Because remember: this game is not for humans. It's for cats.

Oh reaaaaaally? If it's just for cats then how have I been playing for the past hour? "Works for simpletons too." SHINY SHIRT BUTTONS ARE SHINY!

Hit the jump for a short video of the gadget scratching in action and a link to the FREE! download.

Official Site
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This Game Is Not For Humans, It Is For Cats [kotaku]

Thanks to Ford, who designed an iPad game specifically for wolves called 'I'm Going to Throw This And Pray It Distracts You Long Enough For Me To Run Back To My Truck'. Sounds like fun!

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