[Insert virus joke here]
This may or may not be older than the internet itself but it's hard to tell because those words look Russian and I happen to know they still use crappy old computers over there. I've been squinting trying to make out the date of death, which likes '91 or '99, but that could just be my eyes playing tricks on me. 'BOO!" Gaaaaaaah! -- you know I hate it when you scare me like that! Holy shit everything just went black.
MÃªme mort, un Geek reste un Geek! [passiongraph]
Thanks to myDITTO, who, exactly.
That's right folks, the Commodore 64 is coming back, with updated innards in that classic "are you sure this came from a smoke-free home?" off-white plastic shell. And on the cheap! Think of it as a really cumbersome netbook with no monitor.
The new Commodore 64, which will ... / Continue →
The ancient Egyptians: they were smart. So smart they were the first race to be able to communicate with aliens and had them come build the pyramids. The mummification thing? That was a little weird. But the smartest people you know are often the most eccentric. *twirls Da... / Continue →
Because beach themed bathrooms with the little seashell-shaped soaps that you're apparently not supposed to use are so last year, here's a Mario, Donkey Kong and Pac-Man themed one. I would use it, but only if there weren't any pubes on the toilet seat. Because one time I was... / Continue →