Dec 23 2010Whatever You Do, Do NOT Add A Magic Hat: Jabba The Snowman
Based on everything else in the picture, I'm guessing this photo's about 40 years old. Except -- EXCEPT -- Star Wars wasn't even a sperm in George Lucas's ballsack back then. Also, that late-model Pontiac Grand Am. Great getaway car. No, no it's not. They are great for putting a body in the trunk and driving into the river though. *whistling* We should dye snowballs red and try to knock Jabba's head off with them. Ooooooor start pounding bourbon and eggnogs by the hearth until we pass out, sloop out of our chairs and catch fire. You know, Christmas tradition stuff.
Jabba the Snowman [geeksofdoom]
Thanks to Melissa, who's actually seen a snowman come alive and can attest it's not as pretty as the song would have you believe (he tried to eat a dog and then got hit by bus).
Reader Comments
1. dunch - December 23, 2010 12:33 PM
not complete without a snow chain around his neck held by snow leia
2. naas - December 23, 2010 12:38 PM
@1 - comment fail! it should read FIRST!
also, since you don't count FIRST
also, STAR WARS = awesomeness
3. cyberslacks - December 23, 2010 12:39 PM
Pizza The Hut? http://newyearsevela.com/2011/nye/home.html
4. McFeely Smackup - December 23, 2010 12:42 PM
It's 9:30am and I'm already sick of star wars.
5. Jonathan - December 23, 2010 12:47 PM
Raja naba doo-a goola wookie nipple pinchie?
6. Louis - December 23, 2010 12:54 PM
OOO I GET IT! Because then he would come to life right?
Louis of http://aprettyage.blogspot.com/
7. Leftover gongge - December 23, 2010 1:03 PM
This reminds me of my mother in law who is coming tomorrow. For 5 days. Unfortunately, I haven't enough gin to get me through this difficult time. My therapist tells me I have to get to my "happy place." So here I am. That and I just noticed the word 'rapist' in the word therapist. My ass hurts. Coincidence?
8. HeIsAWhat - December 23, 2010 1:05 PM
Where the hell did he get green snow?
9. Grocery Bag - December 23, 2010 1:30 PM
Ho ho ho?
10. NES--still-the-best - December 23, 2010 1:48 PM
@8
I'm assuming they used food coloring, or something similar.
11. PandyBear - December 23, 2010 1:56 PM
I should throw on my Leia Slave outfit and sit beside him.
12. HeIsAWhat - December 23, 2010 2:29 PM
@10
get out of here. food coloring?? nah. i'm thinking he ate alot of bad chinese food and shot green diarrhea all over Jabba..
13. Anonymous - December 23, 2010 2:49 PM
Han Solo's Revenge, he finally turned the cryo freeze tables on his old nemesis.
14. Magento Themes - December 23, 2010 2:57 PM
African in animal in Europe? It is great
15. Shelbon - December 23, 2010 3:40 PM
@7 or you just watched the jeopardy skit from SNL
16. Shelbon - December 23, 2010 3:43 PM
@11 If you're a woman AND if you're hot...or just not fat and pimply, pics please. If you are a man or fat and/or pimpley or just ugly, please don't ever wear a gold bikini
17. ANON - December 23, 2010 4:49 PM
Meanwhile, on Hoth.
18. Opportunity LOL - December 24, 2010 2:22 AM
OMG This is amazing!!!
http://www.OpportunityLOL.com
19. kmath - December 24, 2010 8:06 AM
@17 "Hoth? ..Should be called Coldth"
"..I'm up after the band"
20. the_tof - December 27, 2010 11:23 AM
Ay....yoto.
Becuase he's holding a thermal detonator!!
Oh no, it's just a snowball....
21. Gabriielle - December 27, 2010 12:36 PM
@5 Exactly what I was thinking.
22. Red Bull Hats - December 27, 2010 9:10 PM
Red Bull HatsI enjoyed reading your post and I like your take on the issue. Thanks.
23. I won - December 29, 2010 9:03 PM
FIRST
Yes I am, anything more you say proves my point.