Space Odyssey Monolith Actionless Figure
So ThinkGeek is selling a $13 Monolith Action Figure from 2001: A Space Odyssey. It's basically a piece of rectangular molded plastic and ranks right up there with Wonder Woman's Invisible Plane (read: near the bottom). Product highlights:
- Properly proportioned to those in the movies 2001 and 2010 (1:4:9 - the squares of the first 3 integers)
- Made of semisynthetic, organic, amorphous, solid materials (AKA plastic)
- Zero (0) points of articulation
Oh man, wait till your sci-fi lovin' friends come over and see this thing on your shelf. They're gonna lose their shit! Oooooor berate you for spending $13 on a gag-toy. And speaking of gag-toys: I think I just swallowed a yo-yo. Little help over here!
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Monolith Action Figure [ohgizmo]
Thanks to Boaconscripter, who could choke you out with one of his programs.
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