Dec 22 2010Smart: Hanging Christmas Tree Mobiles

These are Christmas trees made entirely from hanging ornaments in the style of a mobile home. Except they're not actually trees, just the shapes of trees. Provided trees are fairly uniform cones. And speaking of cones: ice cream -- I could really go for some right now. Maybe a little whipped cream and Magic Shell on top -- mmmmmm. I really like these trees. Wanna know why? They're earth friendly There's no tree trunk. And if there's no trunk there's more room for presents underneath. Sure the poor bastard in the picture only got four, but I also heard he cut a woman with child off to get on an elevator first. What are those people calls? Right -- assholes. I hope the big box is an explosion.
Christmas Tree Mobile Made Using Suspended Bulb Ornaments [laughingsquid]
Thanks to Jeanie, who's in a bottle, gotta rub her the right way. (See what I did there? I'm really ashamed about it).

Reader Comments
1. Conway - December 22, 2010 11:37 AM
Pretty convenient trees. I'd rather have that. No lights though.
2. Conway - December 22, 2010 11:43 AM
Also first, and second.
3. DH - December 22, 2010 11:44 AM
@1, 2 also FAIL. way to make everyone not give a shit about what you're saying
ahaha I totally cut people off to get in the elevator, sometimes I push them down too. funny stuff
4. Willie Dixon - December 22, 2010 11:45 AM
I love this idea. Agreed, lack of lights is a bummer - and no pine scent - but it's such a great idea.
Maybe get some air freshener ornaments?
5. FIRST - December 22, 2010 11:46 AM
MORE LIKE, THIRD
6. bri - December 22, 2010 11:52 AM
it's a cute idea and great for a minimalistic space where there's not a lot of room.
Otherwise give me a big ol pine tree in a box that takes an two hours to set up and decorate.
7. Judge Nervous - December 22, 2010 12:00 PM
YAY FOR EARTH FRIENDLY IDEAS I PEE IN THE SINK
8. Shelbon - December 22, 2010 12:26 PM
I would love to get an explosion for Christmas...in my pants. But srsly, I love explosions, how the eff do they work?
9. notthelimejuice - December 22, 2010 12:27 PM
Great idea, just don't let in a draft.
10. JJtoob - December 22, 2010 12:43 PM
I have a dirty mind, so I see a lot of penises in the first one.
11. Shelbon - December 22, 2010 1:04 PM
Who ever owns the house those pcitures were taken must be a very boring idividual
12. Louis - December 22, 2010 1:08 PM
This is as clever as printing things on hair.
Louis of http://aprettyage.blogspot.com/
13. Genie lover extraordinaire - December 22, 2010 1:29 PM
That Genie in a bottle song is one of my favorite Alanis Morisette hits.
14. JJJ - December 22, 2010 3:51 PM
@DH you're just hating 'cause you didn't get first or second :)
15. Roo - December 22, 2010 4:04 PM
XKCD reference? Almost... http://xkcd.com/835/
16. jumpin_j - December 22, 2010 5:27 PM
WANT!!!
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