Dec 15 2010SEGA's Urine-Controlled Video Games

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When it comes to restrooms, there's really only one game I like to play: pee on the floor for as long as possible before somebody else comes in. I used to play pecker peeker too but I got punched in the eye recently (dude didn't even wash his hand first!) so I'm laying low on that one for a bit. It's always the small ones that get angry aside, SEGA's rolling out a line of urine stream-controlled video games (which aren't a new concept) to encourage men to aim for the urinal and not the fly on the wall. BUT HE'S TAUNTING MEEEEEEEE!

Dubbed "Toirettsu" (トイレッツ), the game's title is a word play on "toy", "let's" and "toilets". As the Sega Toys website points out, "You're able to game with pee!"


The contraption is outfitted with mini-games, and there is a sensor that can apparently measure the speed of one's urine stream. Some of the mini-games include erasing graffiti with a hose...causing wind to blow under a women's skirt...and...shoot milk from their nose

I'm not gonna lie, that might keep me from peeing on the ground ONE TIME. After that, it's back to playing 'CAUTION: WET FLOORS'. One time I actually played such perfect game urine actually started leaking out from under the door and into the hallway. BONUS LEVEL!

Hit the jump for a short demo of the system in action.

Sega Is Making A Game You Can Piss On [kotaku]
via
Video Game with a Urinal Peripheral [neatorama]

Thanks to Mih0 and PK, who would rather pee their pants. Okay now that's just a little extreme.

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Intéressante décision d'orientation de portfolio pour une campagne de marketing, on attaque une niche de consommateurs sous-exploitée! À quand la version Kinnect?

Can't wait for the shit controlled game.

Id piss on that!

... oh man. oh. OH YES, FINALLY I HAVE TO PEE AGAIN.

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This gives new meaning to the word 'Wii.'

It's like Wario Ware for your penis. Unless you already played it that way of course.

O SEGA how you've fallen. You used to have your own console, now you're just happy people are peeing on your products.

I like how the background is a erupting volcano...wtf... pedo-samurai?

Where's the version for the female half of the population who want to play?

As FBF would say: BLAST IT WITH PISS!

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@5
"Can't wait for the shit controlled game."
That would be anything on the XBOX then.

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@17

yeah that was fucking pathetic. haha

haha - it's a pii-mote. Way to go Sega

@12 Sega has always been this way. They have some of the oddest arcade games ever.

dude thats gross even though im a game geek thats just said what happened to sonic?? Freakin' stupid

@ 15

You know nothing about video games. Go back to your stupid little world now.

@22 yeah, you tell him. How dare someone have an opinion about video games that isn't the same as yours

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