Because I like depressing the hell out of myself (I've been told it builds character), the top 10 Yahoo! searches of 2010 are, in
no a very particular order (read: from 1 to 10) are, drum-roll please:
- BP Oil Spill
- World Cup
- Miley Cyrus
- Kim Kardashian
- Lady Gaga
- Megan Fox
- Justin Bieber
- American Idol
- Britney Spears
To put things in perspective, I'm actually climbing over the railing of my balcony right now. I'm coming, sidewalk!
2010 YEAR IN REVIEW [yahoonews]
iPhone 4 Hotter Than Megan Fox on Yahoo's Top 10 Searches for 2010 [iphonesavior]
Thanks to Michael, who agrees the only thing sadder is the top ten AOL searches.
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