NOT UNSEEABLE: Muppets w/ Human Eyes

Hey, I warned you. NOT UNSEEABLE usually means you don't want to see it. Remember that time you climbed on top of the bathroom counter and bent over to peek between your legs and get a closeup of your butt in the mirror? Well it's just like that. Except all these have two eyes. ZA-ZA-ZA-ZING!

Hit the jump for a couple more and a link to the scarring blog.

Muppets with People Eyes

Thanks to Darwin Police, who works diligently to keep the world safe from idiot morons.

• Scary: A Childhood Photo From The Future

  April 23, 2009

  This is a childhood photo FROM THE FUTURE. Don't ask me how I got it, but suffice it to say I got some wires crossed when I was building my time machine (read: I showed up in 2120 with a trash bag full of dinosaur-sized condoms). Anyway, I brought this back to show you how no... / Continue →
• CANNOT BE UNSEEN: Bert, Un-Muppeted

  April 21, 2011

  Bert, one-half of everyone's favorite homosexual Muppet couple (sorry, crotchety old bickering guys!) is seen here in a little too life-like silicon sculpture by artist and Effects Studio member Nacho (you're useless without cheese!). As you can see, he has a face that would s... / Continue →
• Uh-Oh: Cows Genetically Modified With People DNA To Produce More Human-like Milk

  April 6, 2011

  Don't 'moo' at me like you're some sort of classy heifer -- you've got shit on your leg! Because there's less than zero regulations for genetic manipulation in China (make me a superhero already, God), a team of researchers there have spliced human DNA into cow embryos so, whe... / Continue →