No Thank You: Turn Your Face Into A 3-D Urn
Let's not kid ourselves: any urn without a really badass looking dragon on top is creepy. And an urn that looks like your ugly mug is just about as creepy as they come. Obviously, the only thing worse would be genitalia-shaped urns, which I can't believe I just wrote. I bet you willed me to write that. You're a real sicko, you know that?
Personal Cremation Urns are the latest in custom personalized cremation urns. They are created from one or two photographs with exceptional attention to details. The full sized personal urn can hold all the ashes of an adult.
The personal urn does not come with hair. For hair we can digitally add hair if you wish, or wigs can be used. A Plaque and nameplate are also available.
$2,600 gets one made, but killing your husband/wife is entirely up to you. Although I do happen to know some people. Granted nobody that'll kill your spouse, but I might be able to get you a used tape deck if the price is right.
Hit the jump for a couple more examples, including an Obama model. WTF?!
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Immortalize Your Likeness with 3D Urn [gearfuse]
Thanks to Rob, who wants his body pressed into commemorative coins when he dies. I'm gonna spend you on booze, just sayin'!
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