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How To: Evoke Nerd Rage

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Get it? Because it's the guy from Firefly with a Star Trek quote mis-attributed to a Star Wars character! Some fanboy just blew out the back of his Buck Rodgers boxers in a fit of nerd-rage and now has to call his mom to bring him freshies. You should know by now to always bring a spare pair! Remember what happened in the break room at work the time you heard the pretty girl talking about playing Starcraft? Exactly, you popped a boner and accidentally slammed it in the microwave door trying to heat a Lean Cuisine. "Yeah, but I didn't need new boxers for that!" Then when she asked if you were okay and you shat yourself like an elephant in the wild. Life lessons, young padawan.

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Thanks to The Superficial Writer, who once tore his shirt off to reveal Batman PJ's because his computer crashed and then started hopping across the walls of our cubicles just like a real superhero would.

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