Ho Ho Holy God That's Nerdy: Geek Wreath
The Geek Wreath is a cheap plastic wreath (possibly stolen from somebody's grave) with a bunch of broken computer parts glued to it. It's the perfect holiday door hanging to let burglars know, "not only am I into expensive electronics, but I'll put up little to no fight when you break in to take them". So, yeah -- have fun getting beat up and robbed by a guy in an elf hat. *gluing on pointy ears* What was your address again?
Holiday Wreath For Geeks [neatorama]