Told you they were shit-eaters!
Want a toilet paper dispenser that looks like a friendly robot? That was a trick question, there's no such thing as a friendly robot. Per Google translation of the German product site:
The coolest toilet paper holder at all! Sauerkraut! German chocolate cake! Bratwurst!
The Toilet Paper Holder Airyusha Robotan you sticks his tongue out or the toilet paper and embellished with its sheer presence of your bathroom. Mercedes! BMW!
The butt-munching robots sell for 14,90 â‚¬ (~$20) and will be torn off the wall and destroyed if I ever see one. Plus I'll probably write something profane on the stall door. Something like, "for a good time, open your cell's phonebook and dial 'Mom'. HOHO -- BURN!
Thanks to batman's ricecooker, who actually sees a lot more couscous than rice because Robin's a picky eater.
Listen, as long as you're human I firmly believe you should be able to kiss and have relations and relationships with whoever you want (provided they feel the same about you). I don't care if you're black, brown, yellow, blue, red, white, clear, striped, dotted, Canadian, from... / Continue →
I dunno, MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP WIPING YOUR ASS WITH IT.
Why in the hell toilet seats are the litmus test for how dirty something else is is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with dingleberries. Which, fun fact: are actually considered the grossest of all berries... / Continue →
I hate public restrooms. Most guys in stalls don't even bother trying to muffle their farts EVEN WHEN THEY KNOW THEY'RE NOT ALONE. Plus they smell. Plus there's piss all over the floor. Plus dudes get all freaked out if you try to make eye contact and small-talk at a urinal ... / Continue →