Note: Jump is NSFW on account of disturbing imagery (read: pastied children's show characters).
Who knew Sesame Street was in the red light district? I did not. I'm kind of wishing I still didn't. But on account of my unbiased journalistic integrity, this is a series of photos taken at the recent 'Muppet Show Part Deux' burlesque extravaganza in NYC. That's Ms. Piggy there. Snout nips, yo. Hit the jump to see all your favorite characters in ways not even the very sickest of your brains could have imagined. And that's saying a lot because at least half of you should be locked up on account of your imaginations alone. You think I haven't probed your mind before? Snuck in through the butt.
Hit the jump and instantly regret it.
Muppets Burlesque Brings Us Sexy Cookie Monster, Big Bird in Pasties [asylum]
Thanks to Marko and Charlene, who know what they like and this is definitely not it.
Note: Jump is very NSFW and very NOT UNSEEABLE.
Textbook definition of cannot be unseen. You have been warned. "Honey, look -- it's Homer!" "Oh my God that's amazing! The only thing that could possibly make it any better is if it wasn't my wife doing it. I think we should... / Continue →
Note: Probably NSFW video is after the jump because I don't want any crying robot babies popping out and slopping on the front page.
This is a video of a robotic vagina giving birth complete with the most terrifying sounds I've ever heard in my 29 years of existence (not even ... / Continue →
This is a series of baby dolls customized by eBay seller artfulbabies to look like newborn Harry Potter characters. In case you couldn't tell because you don't even know like a single magic spell, the burn-it-with-fire demon spawn here is Lord Voldemort. The rest of them aren... / Continue →