Daft Punk/Disney/Monster/TRON Headphones
I can't really wear headphones because my left ear's like two inches lower than the right and I look like Sloth and Quasimodo's lovechild, but -- oh I'm sorry -- am I making you hot? Moving on. Monster, best known for hocking immorally overpriced HDMI cables, has teamed up with Disney and Daft Punk to produce these TRON-inspired headphones. Admittedly, they do look cool, but they also cost $350 AND ARE THE RESULT OF A MONSTER/DISNEY MASH-UP, which I, for one, refuse to endorse. "But GW -- I thought you'd endorse anything for the right price." And no, I have ethics and standards now.
BWAHAHAHAHA!! Ethics and standards. God, I almost blew the back out of my sweatpants trying to keep a straight face. Send me a pair and the endorsement's yours.
Hit the jump for a couple more product shots.
Thanks to Dany H, who had wireless headphones implanted in his ears and sometimes picks up truckers' CB conversations. Cool! "This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there."
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